Metschick commented on Children Will Crush Your Playoff Dreams. The Wild Card Jamboroo

"@Barry Petchesky: The WORST have to be the people who don't want to be spoiled."

Metschick commented on Children Will Crush Your Playoff Dreams. The Wild Card Jamboroo

"@Juancho: My kid is a handful, but as long as I remind the waiter to bring all our meals together (for some reason, they like bringing her food first, so she finishes first and then gets bored), we're good."

Metschick commented on Children Will Crush Your Playoff Dreams. The Wild Card Jamboroo

"@Barry Petchesky: The WORST have to be the people who don't want to be spoiled."

Carlton_Whitfield commented on Are SportsNation's Poll Questions Tough Or Very Tough?

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"How'd you guys get a still from the upcoming Hangin' With Mr."

Metschick commented on The 2009 New York Mets: A Season Of Failure

"@Metschick: and not serendipitous at all."

Metschick commented on The 2009 New York Mets: A Season Of Failure

"It's serendipitous that this is here, because this is what fueled my boxing routine this morning."

Metschick commented on Remember This Guy Is In The Hall Of Fame

"Murray Chass, stop raping my kid's bedtime stories!"

Metschick commented on Jesus Is The Derek Jeter Of Christianity

"Joe Mauer, the current favorite in the MVP sweepstakes, who is leading the American League in batting (around .370), on-base percentage and slugging average. He's also leading the AL in players I'd like to sex."

Metschick commented on Food Metaphor Of The Year

"@Phatty: We shouldn't take proper grammar for granite."