Needs more dips! I usually do a Spinach Dip with veggies/sourdough bread (got to eat your veggies) and a Seven-Layer Dip, the rest sounds about right though.
Speaking of Deadspin/Gawker Mash-Ups, I can't be the only Spinner sad that A.J. didn't try to recreate Demi Moore's nitrous overdose by instructionally using nitrous then subsequently watching new Two and a Half Men episodes while yelling insults.
I will always scapegoat Eddy Muscles. Who blows the whistle on a two man tackle before the running back even attempts to get down, that man is so quick on the draw there has never been one fulfilled ref groupie.
Let it heal, a similar thing happened to one of our rescues but it was a broken glass bottle at a park. Our lab mutt limped for awhile but it healed over time. Just make sure its not getting worse and it will heal over time, if it does get worse prepare to spend some money.
Gregg Easterbrook totally agrees, after a win like that it is necessary to quote Oscar Wilde to best satiate the poetic needs of a professional football team.