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"@JohnCocktosten: Actually Wisconsin's gone Democratic the last 5 elections."

new_commentator commented on It's Lupica. L-U-P-I-C-A...I Should Be On The List

"Jeez, Deadspin's become like Project Mayhem. "Look, the people you are after are the people you depend on."

new_commentator commented on Greg Norman Owns the British Open...Your Mom's Heart

"Jim Rome threatened to beat Chris Everett up one time./I may have remembered that wrong."

new_commentator commented on Comment Ombudsman: Become a Deadspin Commenter and Face Immediate Execution

"@Mr."

new_commentator commented on LenDale White Hates Tecmo Bowl, America

"Sorry guys, but it's true."

new_commentator commented on Brett Favre: The Packers Really Don't Want You To Come Back (But ESPN Does!)

"Favre is not going to play for the Vikings."

new_commentator commented on Once a Labor of Love, Sales of Football Rosters Now Inflame Passions

"Where did my post go?"

new_commentator commented on Once a Labor of Love, Sales of Football Rosters Now Inflame Passions

"@Mikazukinoyaiba: Uh, no. As the article stated, the NCAA games have no player names in them."

new_commentator commented on Dave Rozema's Infamous Karate Kick, Immortalized In Bobble Form At Last

"Mike Huckabee to throw out the first pitch, where it will travel only 14.8 percent of the way to the plate (may not be true). He will then refuse to leave the mound until midway through the 3rd inning."

new_commentator commented on Warriors To Be Decidedly Less Whiskery In 2009

"Why is Kimbo Slice wearing a shirt and tie?"

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"Obviously Leitch didn't tell you where he keeps Nibbles' leash. /Gumbel'd"

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"Or [www.nytimes.com] for those who don't want to login."

new_commentator commented on Media Approval Ratings: Michael Smith

"I approved, but I've been rather surpised by the percentages some of the African American media have gotten."

new_commentator commented on A Special Balls Deep Message To The Class Of 2008

"Taxes are easy as shit."

new_commentator commented on After The Quake: Penetrating Strangeness

"It wouldn't be deadspin without bad HTML."

new_commentator commented on Media Approval Ratings: Gregg Easterbrook

"Mild approve, mostly in rememberance of the old days."

new_commentator commented on ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day

"Karma sucks."

new_commentator commented on Your Deadspin U.S. Open Preview

"@randomsausage: Swiss vs."