When did JR Smith start dating Lil' Wayne?
Suck it, New Hampshire!
Snozzberries Walker?
"Given any new technology for transmitting info, we seem bound to use it for great quantities of small talk. -Lewis Thomas c.1974"
"It's Christmas, Theo. Time of miracles!"
...nice character reference, Magary.
...nice character reference, Magary.
That is utterly ridiculous. There is no possible WAY that his favorite band isn't Kings of Leon.
Never follow a dipshit to a second location, Lemon!
It clearly was taking away from TMZ's core competency of Charlie Sheen coverage.
Two things not mentioned by an otherwise thoughtful breakdown:
- Guy Pearce is TERRIBLE as the wayward prince/king in The King's Speech, as is the actor playing a political cartoon version of Winston Churchill. No NBA team ever won a title with the 4th and 5th players on the team being D-Leaguers, and no pic should get the Best Picture with two huge acting holes in the movie.
- Unknown was a poorly executed ripoff of the Bourne Identity, with at least 4 preposterous leaps of faith, starting with one of the top assassins in the whole world leaving his briefcase at the airport? If a regional salesperson for a lighting supply company wouldn't do it, how could a professional hitman do it?
- Guy Pearce is TERRIBLE as the wayward prince/king in The King's Speech, as is the actor playing a political cartoon version of Winston Churchill. No NBA team ever won a title with the 4th and 5th players on the team being D-Leaguers, and no pic should get the Best Picture with two huge acting holes in the movie.
- Unknown was a poorly executed ripoff of the Bourne Identity, with at least 4 preposterous leaps of faith, starting with one of the top assassins in the whole world leaving his briefcase at the airport? If a regional salesperson for a lighting supply company wouldn't do it, how could a professional hitman do it?
Frank's Red Hot is currently running the best radio commercials now - the actual tagline is
"I put that shit on everything", with a bleep. It's outstanding.
"I put that shit on everything", with a bleep. It's outstanding.
The audio gets bad in the next 45 seconds, as he begins ripping the pants off of everybody. The muffled sobs in the 45 seconds after that can be edited in post, though.
@Kid Canada: Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee....
The best situation at a wedding is the Best Man+Officiant. You get to pick your speeches, everyone at the wedding knows who you are, you get certified to be a member of the clergy (a disarming topic of conversation if there ever was one) and the bridesmaid-hookup/girlfriend of wedding attendee possible window extends for life, not just the wedding weekend.
Also, for the bachelor party, just treat it like the anti-SEALs. You and the groom pick the itinerary, tell people the individual event costs, then either they are in or out of events and the weekend, their choice. Willingness to leave the dead on the field and march on makes for a painless bachelor party (and got me fully reimbursed $17,000 within 10 days of the one I threw).
Also, for the bachelor party, just treat it like the anti-SEALs. You and the groom pick the itinerary, tell people the individual event costs, then either they are in or out of events and the weekend, their choice. Willingness to leave the dead on the field and march on makes for a painless bachelor party (and got me fully reimbursed $17,000 within 10 days of the one I threw).
The basketball team could cure trembling leper kids for 40 minutes at center court and it still wouldn't compensate for the smug jumping tools in the stands.
"Reading other people's Fantasy Football stories is always boring"
@titansfan78: You're a forgiving man, titansfan78. I temper that assertion of "wild slut packs" with the knowledge that most girls wildly overstate the attractiveness/intelligence/fun-ness of their immediate group of friends. Therefore, if I haven't met them, I assume the wild slut pack is comprised of vastly mediocre, pushy ladies. Like a banged up bachelorette party in Vegas pretending that they are hot and fun because they are drunk and you have bottle service.
i whip my hair back and forth. i whip my hair back and forth. i whip my hair back and forth. i whip my hair back and forth. i whip my hair back and forth. i whip my hair back and forth. i whip my hair back and forth. i whip my hair back and forth. i whip my hair back and forth. i whip my hair back and forth. GOD DAMN IT.
/totally stolen FB post of the year.
/totally stolen FB post of the year.
1 out of every 17 Jamboroos should be done by Katie.
0 out of infinity Funbags should be done by the other chick.
0 out of infinity Funbags should be done by the other chick.
