@mikedrawcar: Hey man, c'mon, that's not cool. It's take your daughter to work day, I was just showing Peaches what daddy does all day and you come in here with the bird flying. At least have the decency to wait for the kid to leave!
@Pete Gaines: How you like me now mothafucka?
@Craig Eshericks Mustache: How'd you get a hold of the family Christmas album?!
@Craig Eshericks Mustache: That's not me. We are related though, that's good 'ol cousin Larry. He lives in a trailer park in Kentucky. Mom says Aunt Loraine shook him as a baby, so he's not right in the head.
@White Speed Receiver: That has more to do with the knee injury (tore the 'ol ACL a few months ago) not done with rehab yet. Did give me plenty of time for upper body work though.
Good evening everyone. Know what rocks? Steroids. I can see why people would use em. Check out these abs:
@MarissaExplainsItAll: For the last time, great grampa was from Germany, but he never served in the military. Gramps was actually in charge of Oskar Schindlers factory in Germany, believe it or not. They just cut him out of the movie.
Looks like Shakey got a hold of the family photo album again.
@Nibbles: Little known fact: my last name is MacGyver
@The Nose: Thankfully, no. Tho once I did create a makeshift submarine out of an orange peel and an unused condom.
@The Nose: Well theres regular, BBQ, Nacho Cheese, Ranch, etc.
Also, tampons are gross, don't make me shut you down.
@The Nose: What kind of sunflower seed?
@The Nose: You have any idea how much energy a hamster has to use to get off by himself? And we're tiny! Plus I've got to do my thing in all the comments sections! (thankfully io9 normally provides a bit of a rest)
@Schmalerie: What do you mean "meta-commenters"? I'm just a rodent going about his job.
@The Nose: Hey now, that only takes up a portion of my night. Got that out of the way already, though there could be a round 2 sometime after 5.
@Schmalerie: Oh yeah, don't worry about them, got that shit on lockdown.
@Craig Eshericks Mustache: Hey, SOMEONE has to do the damn job!
@The Nose: Nah, just spend most of my time at Deadspin, those people are more fun to mess with (they get really pissed and vulgar, tis funny), spend a lot of time at Fleshbot too, but that's just for Nibbles' time.
@kapoosta: This angers me. Remember that next time your comments get eaten, you had your chance.
Sorry to mess with you all, but rumor has it you call me "Twitdor" or some such nonsense, and that can't stand.
