With all the Jimmy's and Timmy's involved, one would think this was a cripple fight.
Justine Bateman > Candice Cameron
Whats a Z job?
You'd think Orton had asked the reporter what Marsellus Wallace looks like
At least Will and "Robert" have something in common: They've never seen a grown man naked.
Ron,
Could you come to our camp and teach us how to stand still like you.
Signed,
Autistic Kids of America
@Mr. Pennsylvania:
Unless its paper.
@DumpsterDining:
Authorities still claim the girl fell into the river after tripping over her untied shoelaces. That obviously wasn't the case.
@Father of 2 Future First Rounders:
Yeah, but when he does it, he's thinking about Mickelson's wife
He spreads his seed, then he leafs them.
Bruce Vilanch looks like he could eat Jack Skellington and the midgets from Howard Stern. In one bite.
He's not sleeping, he's resting his eyes.
/dante'd
Fat guy in a little coat...
Fergie was wrong. Big girls DO cry.
@Afino: Alan Shore disagrees.
Come on Cleatus! It aint nuthin' but a short walk. You might walk over, but you limpin' back! I aint no easy win.
/Murphy'd
Somewhere, Dave Dravecky is applauding. Kind of.
They will be marching tuba two down the streets in his honor.
"Lumbergh's gonna have me work on Saturday. I can tell already. I'm gonna end up doin' it, because I'm a big pussy... which is why I work at SI to begin with."
Wonder how hard it would be to play "Taps" on a tuba?
