Comments from Nose Tackle Romper

Nose Tackle Romper commented on Bill Conlin's Sensitivity Once Again Called Into Question

Thu, 12 Jun 2008 11:00:21 EDT

It's about time somebody has the balls to talk about blueberry harvesting

Nose Tackle Romper commented on The Inane "Cubs Fans-White Sox Fans: Who's Hotter?" Debate Rages On

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 20:08:10 EDT

The ladies love the Expos

Nose Tackle Romper commented on An Inconvenient Truth ... For The Lakers

Fri, 06 Jun 2008 09:39:59 EDT

Eight Belles went out with more class than Pierce

Nose Tackle Romper commented on We Won't Even Talk About The Pirate Ship On His Ass

Fri, 18 Apr 2008 08:24:06 EDT

I bet the guy with the unibrow tat has a Tasmanian Devil inked somewhere on his body

Nose Tackle Romper commented on Obviously, Tom Gordon Didn't Get His Balls Blessed

Tue, 01 Apr 2008 16:16:19 EDT

Tom Gordon works for the devil

Nose Tackle Romper commented on Bob Costas Addresses Last Week's Comments

Mon, 17 Mar 2008 15:21:56 EDT

Or course their is lots of good written blogs out their; sometimes it's in the editing.

Nose Tackle Romper commented on Our Brief Conversation With The Guy Releasing All The Berman Videos

Mon, 11 Feb 2008 19:10:48 EST

I heard John Clayton cusses like a sailor.

Nose Tackle Romper commented on "Fun" In The "Sun" At The NFL Pro Bowl

Fri, 08 Feb 2008 17:59:47 EST

I only watch the Pro Bowl for the commercials.

Nose Tackle Romper commented on Kentucky Fans Are Having Anger Displacement Issues

Thu, 31 Jan 2008 17:20:47 EST

I heard Taco Bell was hiring

Nose Tackle Romper commented on And The Oscar Goes To ... The Pittsburgh Penguins

Sat, 26 Jan 2008 17:15:36 EST

This is just the normal quality of programming you find on the Versus channel.

Nose Tackle Romper commented on ESPN Sends Dana Jacobson Away For A Week

Wed, 23 Jan 2008 12:12:56 EST

ESPN's Cold Pizza/First Take is the New York Knicks of shitty pointless morning talk shows about sports

Nose Tackle Romper commented on Now The Knicks Are Pummeling The Reporters

Tue, 22 Jan 2008 11:19:26 EST

By Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dweller you mean Stephen A Smith right?

Nose Tackle Romper commented on First Video Of Mike And Mike Roast Surfaces

Fri, 18 Jan 2008 19:20:57 EST

Jeffery Ross was also on the 'Larry the Cable Guy's Christmas Spectacular'. He wore an elf suit.

Nose Tackle Romper commented on Deadspin At Super Bowl XLII

Tue, 08 Jan 2008 18:58:26 EST

Can you get me a Sean Salisbury autograph?

Nose Tackle Romper commented on The Complete List Of Players Mentioned In The Mitchell Report

Thu, 13 Dec 2007 15:27:04 EST

I don't think it's fair to call these players out just because they had hemorrhoids.

Nose Tackle Romper commented on Lexus Owners To Get Reserved Parking at Sixers and Flyers Games, Become Slightly More Haughty

Mon, 10 Dec 2007 18:55:29 EST

Lexus owners also get to play a quarter as the Sixer's small forward that night.

Nose Tackle Romper commented on Terry Bradshaw Can't Stand Up Right Now

Sun, 09 Dec 2007 19:27:32 EST

I'm suddenly in the mood for some Jiffy Pop

Nose Tackle Romper commented on Canadian PSAs Are Clearly Not Messing Around

Wed, 28 Nov 2007 17:06:43 EST

This PSA was brought to you by the good folks at the Mr. Clean Foundation.

Nose Tackle Romper commented on Tase This Coach, Bro

Fri, 16 Nov 2007 18:34:49 EST

The girls tennis team went on to win the match.

Nose Tackle Romper commented on Barry Bonds, Consider Yourself Indicted

Thu, 15 Nov 2007 18:30:08 EST

You have to have real tiny shriveled balls to lie to a grand jury.

Nose Tackle Romper commented on Marbury Decides Against The Nuclear Option

Thu, 15 Nov 2007 10:13:03 EST

I think this will heat up again when Isiah demotes Marbury to the guy who sweeps the sweat up under the basket.

Nose Tackle Romper commented on Let The Mardy Collins Era Begin!

Wed, 14 Nov 2007 11:49:25 EST

I'm thinking he's got info on a torrid love affair between Isiah and Bill Laimbeer.

Nose Tackle Romper commented on Like Playmakers, But, You Know, NICER

Wed, 14 Nov 2007 11:45:43 EST

People don't want to watch a show about high school football? How shocking.

Nose Tackle Romper commented on Where In The Heck Is Stephon Marbury?

Tue, 13 Nov 2007 19:18:43 EST

This is just the kind of incident that could give the Knicks a bad name.

Nose Tackle Romper commented on Nuggets Make Their Move (About Time)

Tue, 13 Nov 2007 13:12:25 EST

It doesn't really say much to me. Cavs aren't really that good this year, so far anyway.

Nose Tackle Romper commented on This Tattoo Should Cause No Problems Whatsoever

Tue, 13 Nov 2007 12:56:31 EST

Not as cool as my New York/New Jersey Hitman Tattoo. The XFL lives on forever on my arm.

Nose Tackle Romper commented on Play Sports, Drink Beer

Sat, 10 Nov 2007 17:48:42 EST

I've heard Wade Boggs is one hydrated mofo.

Nose Tackle Romper commented on Mourning Your Grandmother Is Fineable Offense For Vikings

Fri, 09 Nov 2007 11:26:25 EST

Don't Viking's send their dead out to sea and on fire?

Nose Tackle Romper commented on Manute Bol And Spud Webb Can Sell Chicken

Thu, 08 Nov 2007 17:29:23 EST

I would totally trade my Terry Francona spitwad for that sucker.

Nose Tackle Romper commented on The Plight Of The Nerdy White Hoopster

Thu, 08 Nov 2007 17:25:34 EST

You got to give up for Rex Chapman, he invented the two-handed dunk.

Nose Tackle Romper commented on Dennis Is Here! Rejoice!

Wed, 07 Nov 2007 15:46:03 EST

NHL and Dennis Miller together!!! Thats hotter than Bennifer and Brangelina. I dub them DenHL.

Nose Tackle Romper commented on Good Game ... Good Game ... Good Game ... Owwwww!

Wed, 07 Nov 2007 12:06:28 EST

What an amateur. See the problem is, you gotta cut 'em before the game. Any good psychopath knows that.

Nose Tackle Romper commented on Time For 2007 SHOTY Nominations

Wed, 07 Nov 2007 08:11:08 EST

I would have to give it to one of those sad cases that Rick Reilly writes about every week. Despite being sick and/or crippled and/or dead those athletes show the true spirit of competition.

Nose Tackle Romper commented on Get Your Disgusting Piece Of Red Sox Memorabilia Here

Tue, 06 Nov 2007 19:32:33 EST

This is just the item I can display on my mantlepiece, right next to my 1993 John Kruk jock strap.

Nose Tackle Romper commented on Anything That Doesn't Require Watching The Game

Tue, 06 Nov 2007 11:22:42 EST

Somewhere Tim McCarver is saying "Man that Emmit fellow is a real dipshit."

Nose Tackle Romper commented on Kirby Freeman Did Not Have a Good Day

Tue, 06 Nov 2007 11:01:59 EST

To be fair, NC State is known for their bone crushing D.

Nose Tackle Romper commented on Your Next Guest Editor Is Hurricane Noel

Tue, 06 Nov 2007 10:57:37 EST

I heard the hurricanes are beautiful this time of year.

Nose Tackle Romper commented on Stand Tall, Stand Proud

Tue, 06 Nov 2007 10:52:20 EST

This song is trying to raise awareness of standing.