Heck, #COTY. For both Jalopnik & Deadspin.
5) Tim Thomas will be giving a precis of The Federalist Papers.
I wasn't too happy with Geddy Lee's performance at the same game.
Rohipnokowski sure gave up on that play early. Was he feeling tired?
I love what the band does at 1:16 and 1:38 ...
So AJ's best editorial decision was sabotaging Tommy's interview w/ Grantland? [deadspin.com]
If LOLongo sucks after CBJ blows a lead, who spits and who swallows?
Don't click-through. It's a redirect to lemonparty.org .
Judging by the lowlight & highlight reels (the Onterio McCalebb ends just when Saban is about to rip his kicker a new one), this was not a good day for liquored-up idiot kickers.
The evil Sedin triplet?
People who buy edible panties are the same people who think they can make anal beads out of donut holes.

Here, we call them "Timbits".

Anal beads, that is.
Ever since one comment by (I think) Steve U, whenever I see the word "Furiously", the word I always imagine before it is "Masturbates"
That made me spit up my Mountain Dew. +1.
I'm pretty sure he was saying "PULL my finger" in French, not "bite".

As for Milbury, he and Healy both have little too much "GET OFF MY LAWN!" for my liking. The old guys from the TD commercials are less cranky.
That is horrible.


I laughed too.

Are those of us without stars allowed to give a +1?
Ordeal, by Linda Lovelace

Bob Costas says: "Let's put it this way: After reading her book I now know things about the adult film industry I couldn't even have suspected from roughly 1000 hours of pornos. And I have reached the following conclusion: Linda is the top Deep-Throat since W. Mark felt.
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