@globalnomad: It's just the formatting on the page actually... reread and you'll see I referred to Halpern being so young-looking for his age, and that's why the photo is there, but yeah, it's kind of confusing, sowwyyyy!
@That 90s Show Star: I know, Sundays are rough, like I reallyreallyreally had a lot to say about the insane Rockefeller article from last weekend but I was on the train back from a wedding and my brain wasn't able to functionally turn letters into words.
@bustysaintclaire: Graduating with various levels of cum laude earns you points. And Altarcations is not a politically affiliated operation, the better for getting invited to all the parties.
@cunninglinquist: It seriously is a slice of paradise, and the best part is that when you say you're going there people just shrug and it's like GREAT, MORE BLISS FOR ME!