Of course he got an extension. He's following Tim Pupura.
@Jefferson Tardship: Jesus, if everyone I know with an eye for strange who got caught and ended up divorced is an actually an addict, I need to reconsider my invest strategy.
You put him in 'functional' I'm going to put the lot of you into 'suckers' and go back to my 'Clam Lappers' and 'Sonic the Hedgehog.'
@Troy McClure: Hypercompetitive, sure. But that's not synonymous with addiction. I think Woods' problem is hubris, not addiction. If he were really a sex addict, he would have been caught long before this banging some trollop in a Port-o-Let at the turn during the second round of the Jamie Farr Classic.
@Bullet_Tooth_Tony: Getting a steady supply of blow just requires a good dealer and a working phone. Woods maybe still could have been Brad Faxon good as an addict, but there's no way he's got a legit problem like Mr. Jones here. Worse I think his turning up in rehab kind of trivializes the real addictions of the people who need help.
But if Woods' addiction is anything like yours, there is no way he could have found the time to be a world class golfer. I hope you get better, honestly. But I still can't see this being anything more than a "PR ploy" by a guy who just liked to have sex with more than one woman and not a true addict.
Looking back... is that a Dick Towel?
Is Brian Kelly fat yet?
where you think you're getting six, and you end up getting fucked in the ass.
Pretty sure that sentence confuses Brady Anderson.
People have been trying to crack the "Daily Show for Sports" code for a while now
Wait, are you saying that SportsCenter isn't satire? #comedycentral
Kate Lacey Sends A Message: "I am a Shameless, Corporate Whore."
Fixed? #foxsports
Ha ha... that shot is from the Rachel Ray SXSW day party. Sad that I can tell from the banner from the gay drinks they were serving.
/takes off beret
Wait, but why is Mandarich's ex-fiancee suing Ryan Leaf?
I'll buy the first part of that story... No way there are two women on this planet that want to have sex with Matthew Berry, much less at the same time.
Welcome to Fant...
Oh wait, you're leaving? That is sad.
They say black is slimming. Apparently that doesn't apply to the Hindenburg.
Couldn't the Mets advertise for tickets on a page with stories about puppies?
You mean Michael Vick stories?
This can only mean we're almost 1000 years ahead of schedule for President Camacho.
Well I'd rather listen to a dog howling than read any more of brabochoke's comments, so maybe he's on to something with his '(some) dog life> (some) human life' theory.