@Juancho: the strobe to the right of the camera was a bit much. Looks like he's pontificating right at the moment of explosion.
@Tightlines: I don't think the problem is that the guy was gay. It's that he was a fucking creep.
@Theodore Donald Kerabatsos: I thought it was updated to "mizzundastood"
"What Lawyers Sound Like When They Talk" A lot like adults in a Charlie Brown special.
@Karlifornia: the frowny face was a nice touch.
@ClintonPortishead: That is just her Hercules wristband. Guaranteed to make you stronger.
@Stev D: Did you later on go into the woods to punch-dance out your rage?
@ChuckKnoblauchThrowingError: You take that back you dirty communist.
Luckily for Jon, a Nigerian prince later emailed to let him know of a can't-miss investment plan.
@don_mynack: What are you, some kind of fucking Republican?
@Dr Steve Brule: You're right, I should have said "gayer".
Cole Hamels is doing his best "gay Scott Stapp" impersonation.
@MSUHitman: I can't believe her fiancee's name is Oliver Giner!!! (All of her giner? All her vaginer? either way, his parents were jerks)
This is really a story? I was a benchwarmer on the basketball team at an NAIA school, and even for me, voluntary offseason workouts weren't voluntary.
"Pencil me in for a column next week on how Jay Cutler brought cool back to Diabetes after Ron Santo ruined it in this town." +1 Pat Kenny
WTF is a UNI high? Is the school uniform a UNItard?
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