Thats a tradition I can really get behind.
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"Get that weak shit out of here!!"
@YouPeopleHaveIssues: I rememberI had the tape that had 10 St. Ides commercials on it. I remember it had a Nate Dogg track, a Snoop Dogg track, and like three Wu-Tang tracks. That era of rap was so great even malt liquor commercials were fresh.
@ClintonPortishead: Is Drew gonna do "Bad Beats" now?
It has a "bottom firing subwoofer," which sounds like a nickname for my penis

Exactly how many bottoms have you fired at?
James Toney is offended that you would call him "sir".
@The_International_Poise_Conspi...: +1 Blue flower
@I Like Cheap Beer: That list also ends with mayonnaise.
Banging your clone is definitely gayer than sucking your own dick.

Not that i'll get the chance to do either in my lifetime.
@bytememehard: He doesn't need to mention it. That's what the neck tattoo is for.
The BALL on me! These 23 dudes could rip me limb from limb, but I guess they saw the passion. John Kruk
I'm not surprised that Will knows exactly where to find some "Black Dad" love.
WHY U GOTTA SHAME THE BURGH??? I think Ronald McDonald spoke these words to address Grimace's constant mistreatment of the Hamburglar
Drew, as someone who also drowns his food in soy sauce, I've always been fixated by the "REFILL ONLY WITH KIKKOMAN" message that adorns their soy sauce bottles. As a child I always thought Karma was going to punish me in some cruel way if I did indeed fill that bottle with another brand. Even in my adult life, knowing better, I could never do it.
Gotta applaud the fatsuit. At least he's not all about his image.
Over/Under on the time without food it takes Drew to start thinking about cannibalism: 3.5 hours, not days
When I was a kid me and my cousins used to play "Spy". Spy was something like hide and go seek in a house with all the lights off, and flashlights. I can't remember the rules because it was basically just an excuse to scare the shit out of each other. It was great.
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