CIA plants vs. Zombies.
Only thing worse than PHL is the SEPTA ride to it.
Due to an typographical error, Wise Cheese Puffs are not on sale, only Flaming Hot Cheetos.
Heh. And they said these shares of American Barrage Balloon were worthless....
Wow! Just like "E.L. Fudge", the lost track from Zappa's Over-Nite Sensation.
So Pinterest is the Park Slope of the Internets?
Worse than Cilantro and Capers. Combined. It's that gross.
Babies are soft-skulled fat little germ-sacks and now we've all been exposed to that one's bacteria!
The Ur-slap. I tried posting it, but nibbles was throwing a shit fit.
SOTU counter-programming at its finest.
I work as a writer/blogger (Yes, ladies, just like on "Gawker"). --Male, 42
Teeing one up for the new guy.
Why are people still wearing pajamas at all? I thought everyone slept in the raw once they hit puberty since like the seventies.
"Brandy-drinking organized homosexuals" makes me think of an n+1 reading at Housing Works.
and out come the claws....
Maronzio Vance (a low-key, anti-Def Jam black comic) was just going on about this on a recent WTF. In a funny, good-natured way.
Jim Gaffigan wants his bit back.
I don't really think he cares that much.
Bah. Medicine Hat is the Ace of fucking spades of funny city names.
It's an Imperial Venti.
I'm a professional cynic but my heart's not in it, paying the price of living life at the limit...
