In case you didn't know, Wal-Mart is having a sale on aluminum foil.
I wonder how Kinect will react when the user is looking at porn sites.
Don't let the door hit you in the ass.
Why didn't you just start the car up and drive over the fucking raccoon?
No wonder your show tanked.
He took away my gold star because I DARED to question his editorial skills. He can go eat a bowl of fuck.
After experiencing the joys of fatherhood the past few years, and everything that it entails in maintaining the hygene of a toddler girl, I can most certainly say that seeing a woman with a shaved pubic region creeps me right the fuck out.
Terri Nunn approves.
This is a picture of a Wood Roach, a rather large (2" long) breed that is a common sight here in Texas.
See those things on its' back? Those are wings. That means it fucking FLYS IN THE AIR.
I am not impressed with your grasshopper/roach hybrid.
See those things on its' back? Those are wings. That means it fucking FLYS IN THE AIR.
I am not impressed with your grasshopper/roach hybrid.
I smell a patent infringement lawsuit.
Number of viral strains of STD now inhabiting Kris Humphries genitals: 10 million, or 1 Kardashian sexual encounter.
I'm the anti-establishment guy who has a Blackberry on a grandfathered Sprint contract for some 6 years running now. This phone falls right in my wheelhouse, for nothing else than the software/accessory support for this is overwhelming. RIM is a Dead Man Walking, and I just don't have the spare time anymore to be doing code work on an Android.
I'm buying one. Now get off my fucking yard.
I'm buying one. Now get off my fucking yard.
It's a 90/10 torque split to the rear, with 45% transfer to the front if the rear slips, and no locking available. That's AWD. This was never designed to see dirt.
Why wait? Here's a 2007 Jeep Grand Cherokee SRT8. AWD and a 430hp Hemi under the hood. $50k sticker on parked in the showroom, you can find one on Carmax with 50k miles on the odometer for half of that price. It might even still be running.
Too soon?
Get off my lawn. And take these two untalented bitches with you.
I hope they leave it in the final edit.
SFX, Old School style.
SFX, Old School style.
'67 Stringray, with the 427 C.I. motor and 6-pack carb L89 option, please.
Perfect. Gives us an extra few months to complete construction; temps in the 60's; and if it's a close points competition, it adds extra significance to the race. Work around the UT home game schedule, and this looks like a million-times better chance of succeeding than if it had a June date.
Not to mention how sitting through a few decades worth of Texas summers would treat the leather interiors.
"Little if any interior decay", my ass.
"Little if any interior decay", my ass.
This steaming pile of crap.
