riggs commented on If Only Dave Matthews Could Pitch

"DMB concerts are ground zero for douchenozzles."

riggs commented on Fund Your Teen's Roth IRA

"@Zgeg: One thing worth noting about a 529 is that the beneficiary can be changed-so if you have one kid who wants to eschew college, but another who's going, you can give the college-bound kid the first one's money."

riggs commented on No Isiah, They Aren't Saying Boo-urns

"@FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns: Phase 1: Inept coaching, horrible team. Phase 2: ??? Phase 3: Profit!"

riggs commented on Starting in 2010, high school

"Loud, sustained applause for the state of Ohio."

riggs commented on Frank TV Has Decided To Promote Itself

"Wow- a whole new way to tell time...as in "yeah, it's a quarter past a shitty Nicholson impression." Thanks, Frank TV!"

riggs commented on The Mom With $135,000 In Credit Card Debt Who Spends $400 A Month On Starbucks

"Amazing."

riggs commented on Kenny Lofton Will Make Certain You Lose

"@public enemy #1: "I think Lofton would look really good in a Yankees uniform." Fixed."

riggs commented on Pittsburgh Tries To Publicly Shame You Into Paying Your Parking Tickets

"Why is it I couldn't read the rest of the story without being bothered by this... "In a recent attempt to resolve it's financial woes..." That should be "its," dammit."

riggs commented on It's Scary Down There In Baton Rouge

"@3championshipsandwich: Yep."

riggs commented on Should Car Insurance Rates Be Based On Your Credit Score?

"@harshmellow: Close, but not quite."