Man, Quanell X is trolling you guys so hard right now...
Some of my friends and I have an ongoing contest to see who can find the most ridiculous porn movie title.
I'm all-in.
I'm all-in.
Some of my friends and I have an ongoing contest to see who can find the most ridiculous porn movie title.
I'm all-in.
I'm all-in.
@NightElfMohawk: I actually work with someone directly related to that dude who plays Lex Luthor on Smallville.
Oh, are we playing this game? Fine.
D.B. Sweeney (golf)
Tony Danza (jogging)
Bubba Sparxxx (airport)
Miguel Cabrera (mall)
Dennis Rodman (club)
Some guy from Brothers & Sisters (South Beach)
Mark Sanchez (South Beach)
Mick Foley (theme park)
D.B. Sweeney (golf)
Tony Danza (jogging)
Bubba Sparxxx (airport)
Miguel Cabrera (mall)
Dennis Rodman (club)
Some guy from Brothers & Sisters (South Beach)
Mark Sanchez (South Beach)
Mick Foley (theme park)
Not to ruin Chris/Drew's fantasy, but you two do realize that, while you may love the end result, getting it to look that way is fucking exhausting work that usually leads to a lot more drinking than masturbating.
Um. So I've heard.
Um. So I've heard.
There's at least one week every month where you DO NOT want to mess with Detroit's superheroine.
Telling the world about JWoww's scars and trying to make a little money off of his semi-famous ex-girlfriend doesn't make this man a douche.
The chinstrap beard does.
The chinstrap beard does.
@hellollama: The art director probably did what most art directors do after that kind of fuck up...
Blame prepress.
Blame prepress.
@Scoithniamh: They didn't spell out the number two? Could have been an aesthetic decision.
@I Party With Smoot: IMPOSTER!
It's true.
Eric Lindros walks into a bar...
@floatingdave: I don't care if the joke did peter out at the end.
The only guy on the entire roster with anything resembling superpowers is Anthony Parker, but transforming yourself into a suitcase and shipping yourself off to another city for a player to be named later isn't exactly awe-inspiring.
That line right there was worthy of promotion.
The only guy on the entire roster with anything resembling superpowers is Anthony Parker, but transforming yourself into a suitcase and shipping yourself off to another city for a player to be named later isn't exactly awe-inspiring.
That line right there was worthy of promotion.
Not to sound to ESPN commenter-ish, but aren't the Patriots going to somehow find a way to turn what they got into Vincent Jackson?
It's just funny to stand there together and be like, "Well, that was fun. Now let's clean all this horrible shit up."
An ex wanted me to skeet all over her face because she said she'd seen it in a porn movie. I'm assuming she thought I'd find it hot.
So, I did.
You know how in porn, right after the money shot, the screen fades to black? Yea, that doesn't happen in real life.
Talk about hilariously awkward moments...
An ex wanted me to skeet all over her face because she said she'd seen it in a porn movie. I'm assuming she thought I'd find it hot.
So, I did.
You know how in porn, right after the money shot, the screen fades to black? Yea, that doesn't happen in real life.
Talk about hilariously awkward moments...
@Rusty Shackleford: Excellent.
@Elaken: Agreed. The Taurasi shot, although not terribly unique, is at least somewhat interesting. The other ones just look like half-assed attempts to show some side boob.
@AlmostDream: I did that once when I was 7. Those lifeguards at the city pool were PISSED!
