Come on Barry, please tag this with NSFW, I can't see pictures of 50 mens' packages at work.
And the final tiebreaker: Who's more now?
@Can I Borrow a Feeling: My roommates and I (Maryland) do this too. We decided it woult take at least three guys to take down Bruce Campbell. He's actually a nice guy by all accounts though so it's hard to get a read on him if he really hulked out and started crushing people.
The media blew this out of proportion. It was 1000 dancing in the street with like <20 idiots deciding to tear down street signs and stuff. Then riots cops showed up to mercilessly beat the shit out of everyone -- especially kids who were just walking from the bars back home -- and tear gas people and shit.
Sorry to get all serious or whatever, but this wasn't a riot, and it's insane the way some people think shit went down last night. Some people would have you believe we throw molotov cocktails through buildings' windows.
I don't know if you guys have heard of Chicken Rico, but their mysterious yellow sauce makes all other sauces in the history of sauce look like a pile of horse cum mixed with a light dogshit vinegarette.
Also: Honey mustard from Quizno's in the giant pump. I always pump out like twenty extras and toss them in the fridge.
/Hadn't commented in months, was biding my time waiting for a sauce conversation to break out
re: Your mugshot
Dear Mr. King,
What's so damn funny? #peterking
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
We lost 14-6, alright? Sheesh. #washington
You haven't seen this many shots associated with the Cowboys since Tank Johnson.
Alternate: You haven't seen this many shots associated with the Cowboys since Adam Jones.
Alternate #2: The Cowboys often employ criminals.
@What Would Tim Tebow Do?: Don't frown on brown?
@This is my Star: John Daly begs to differ.
Flexing the muscles in his right arm, Rice said, "That's all the steroids you need.
Jim Rice has become the creepy old guy at the gym. "Don't spot me! I don't need a spot!"
@Lance Uppercut: Comedy gold!
Dibs on the angry emoticon as my new picture. I called it. You all heard me call it.
@Samer Ocho Cinco: LenDale White is not amused.
Our version of this is weed in little red and black baggies.
/University of Maryland
Plaxico Burress, had he been in the game, would have a "Gunslinger" rating of 0.
@RonZookonRedBull: Wait, what color were they before?
They got their way, based on the boy's age. He's 12 days too old to play on a 6th grade team
This story should have been called "Player who is too old, by rule, to play in league is not allowed to play in league because of rule stating he is too old"
That's right: Mike Lupica makes Bill Conlin look like a "consummate professional."
I think it was especially touching when they offered him an honorary spot on the 7th Flo' Crew.
