Nantz: Hello friends. There stands Bill Belichick. A hero of grand proportions. This generation's Lombardi. Nay, our da Vinci. Standing on the majestic 7th hole of the most alluring, exquisite, dare I say, pulchritudinous stretch of real estate that must have been set aside by God himself, for the grandest game and adventure this world has to offer. As I look up to the sky, I know in my heart of hearts that Bing, Bob and the rest of the boys are watching from Heaven's 19th hole. Where the only drink served is Solana Gold Autumn Harvest Apple Juice, accented with one perfect cube of ice that must have been gifted by Sinterklaas himself, as he is called by the wonderful Dutch. How I do love Christmas. I remember as a young lad, Father Nantz came to me on the day of our Lord's birth and said to me, and I'll never forget this, he said, "James....
Feherty: He's wearing a fucking sweatshirt.
Faldo: I was good.
Let's double up. And take Rivers with us.
/Are you fucking kidding me?
Hopefully if they do, the tournament won't allow FOUR FUCKING STEPS before they shoot another 3.
I learned last year that scouts were watching Marhsall when he was 11! It's a Rick Reilly article, but I can overlook that.
Unrelated, but you coming back the same day Father of 2 Future First Rounders gets banned on Gawker, well, I'm surprised the universe hasn't imploded.
That is how you finish a half!
You mean to tell me Duke is doing nothing but shooting 3's? Inconceivable!
That's fantastic.
Did you get starred over there today? Cause that would be awesome.
Meanie.
Based on the entrance music alone: Patriots, 147-2
Oh, he'll be fine.
JoePa® The toughest five letter word on wheels.
I wouldn't worry about it. It appears God's laser sight is almost on target.
For the last time, he was MALE, as all people with such a manly name should be.
/I hate you Swift family!
GAH. Now I have to figure out how to shit with my pants on. No wait, pretty sure I know how to do that.
Awesome.
...the family requests that donations be made to the Special Olympics of Pennsylvania
"Cause those kids know how to keep their mouths shut. Well..."
-Joe Paterno *high fives Andy Rooney*
