Have you played the game recently, as an adult? We always get Hawaii and Alaska on I-95 - maybe people with those plates tend to keep them as long as possible as a matter of pride? On the East Coast anyway, we have trouble collecting the cowboy states - the Dakotas and Wyoming.
Pretty awesome Pong belt buckle. If not worthy of a post, at least whoever reads this knows they want one... [www.etsy.com]

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On a similar note I tried to reserve one at Radio Shack to take advantage of their $200 3GS in-store trade-in... their online reservation system was so busy they ran out of waiting list pin numbers and couldn't issue receipts. They took down my name and phone number on the other side of a receipt, put it somewhere near the register, and promised to give me a call. Yeah, so unless I'm undone by the guy's terrible handwriting, it's pretty much guaranteed that I'll have the new iphone before all you suckers.
Essentially, #21 does already exist, provided the TV you're using is really your computer monitor...
Just... get a fucking DVR.
On the count of three, I'm gonna throw you into the stands, ready? One, two...
"Not because it's too high-brow, but because, like a Brett Favre retirement press conference, it's been done, and it's meaning has been misinterpreted to begin with."

In this high-brow sentence, you're 2 for 3 on the apostrophes.

@Timmy:

@ClintonPortishead:

@IVSPORT:

Since we're keeping track, I would also note that "everyday" is an adjective and incorrectly used as one word in this ridiculous letter.

"End of the Oregon Trail" basketball tournament? Guaranteed Clay found this article by accident while googling Oregon Trail all day.
It should be noted that oleo is a proprietary brand name for a kind of margarine. The word the author was looking for is olio. Hasn't he ever done a fucking crossword puzzle?
@ghostsoftheSCupcountry: Dude, that ain't photoshop. That is 100% grade A top choice meat.
Clay, isn't your wife from Michigan?
Oh... oh, there's a dude on that page. Ugh.
@Stet Sports Blog:
I just can't believe there is a whole (hole?) wikipedia page for this: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cornholio.
Now that the apostrophe is gone, I suspect this means the halcyon days of C'lay's grammar/spelling/html errors are out the window too. Oh, nope, forgot a period in the first sentence. False alarm.
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