@BuddyGuyMontag: Way to show you have no idea what you are talking about. Bonfire is A&M, not Texas. And officially, it doesn't happen any more
Or, you know, he was covering for his friend
I think he misses a huge point. Here's my math
US Population 300,000,000
Rich (3%) 9,000,000
Rest of the US 291,000,000
Top Athletess (100) 0.00003%
Rich & Athlete 3
Poor & Athlete 97
@That Just Happened: Is that offer valid to abort 1 girl pregnant with twins or a set of twins, both of whom you've knocked up. The damn fine print always confuses me.
I believe Planned Parenthood charges around $250 for an abortion. Not that I've ever had to look into it or anything...
Maybe he just hated her music
@Athens_Grease:
It's not cheating if you go back door
Correct if I'm wrong, but way back when wasn't it DU!AN?
Isn't it a little early for a DUAN?
I won't even touch this with a 3'2" pole
He's going to miss his prom too?
@Ron Dayne's strict diet: Thanks for that. Now I won't sleep right for weeks
Bless the NCAA for giving us more of what we all want: scantily clad hot college girls
Somewhere Sandy Kofax is wondering why this happened again
I'll just sue for a night with that girl
But do they have Steel-y McBeam?
I think that one chick's cock is sticking out the leg of her shorts.
That doesn't look like a basement
But how many black strippers has he not raped?
Is that what AJ was wearing when he sharted? If so, I hope it's been to the cleaners a few hundred times
