"Kamikazi," "Crusaders," "crack you head like it's on a swivel..."
Obviously these guys are big fans of the OT "Big Guy in the sky."
Man, Bruce Springsteen looks old in that white hat.
Does anyone else have a kid who watches The Consarned Wiggles? Cause I'm plagued by singing "Wake Up Deadspin!" to the tune of "Wake up Jeff" every miserable day.
@Analrapist: Or getting anally raped by you.
Hmmm... A nonsensical post about candy and Lamar Odom mere hours after Deadspin's announcement regarding commenters. Please note: Lamar Odom is an anagram for DOOM ALARM.
I'm onto something here.
Gee... As a UConn grad I was so proud of the 4 kids taken in the 1st round of the NFL draft.
And then this. I think I'll be BBQ'ing my head this weekend, thanks.
BTW, that "Beat It" guy was excellent.
Oh yeah, and Rimouski is in the QMJHL, not the CHL. But who cares.
I stop becoming a fan of Cunti if it grows a playoff beard.
(I sent in the image just so I could use that joke. And to note that the "Oceanic" is tied with the "Magic" as worst team name.)
@Sonar Jose: I'm with you SJ. 100%. Those who call him a "hack" do so because he's wordy. "Pretentious?" Hardly. If you knew the man, you'd know he was anything but... to a fault, really.
I'd recommend his essay from the AVN Awards to those of you who find him high-minded or whatever. (It's in "Consider the Lobster," which also contains the Federer piece.)
Ok, yeah, back to dick jokes.
@parsley sagehenbait rosemary and thyme:
I get it. +1.
Y'all jus' yeller.
Nice to see the Mavs' locker room is at the YMCA next door.
@wonderlic---myballs: Wait. Coulter has a vagina?
Things longer than the last minute + 2 OT's of this game, Go:
1. The Pleistocene
Thanks DS, for this hour's "athletes really are that stupid" update.
@undefined: @StuScott Booyahs: The Marlins would like to discuss this theory with you.
@CitizenStrange: That's Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, DFA Field, asshole.
Too bad they're not playing the Rams... They'd slaughter 'em.
I grew up listening to a trio of greats:
Gene Hart (Flyers), RIP
Harry Kalas, RIP
Merrill Reese (still going strong with the Eagles)
When cable and network deals came and went, I'd still synch of the radio voices while watching games. The advent of satellite screwed up the timing and listening online never matched up.
But I still tried. Both Geno and Kalas were definitely on the downside of their play by play (much more noticeable with hockey) but I loved every minute of listening to both.
Keep it real, Merrill, you're all we've got left.
