<![CDATA[Comments from shawnkemp40]]> <![CDATA[Comments from shawnkemp40]]> <![CDATA[shawnkemp40 commented on NBA Playoffs: A Tuesday Night Viewer's Guide]]> Does their stuff line up in that position?

]]> <![CDATA[shawnkemp40 commented on The Pain Of The Sonics Lingers]]> Great video....As an obvious Sonics fan, now living in Portland, I hate to see this. The whole thing is a freaking trajedy with blame to be spread among many assholes. Not just Clay, who happens to be the biggest asshole of them all.
Nobody gives a shit about Seattle, it may as well be on the moon? Are you fucking serious? Do you have a computer? Do you drink coffee? Ever flown in a plane? Ever been to Costco? Ever heard of Jimi Hendrix? Nirvana? Pearl Jam? Soundgarden? Alice in Chains?
Don't be an idiot.

]]> <![CDATA[shawnkemp40 commented on Scott Spiezio Continues To Drown In Boozy River Of Sadness]]> @Peter Nincompoop:
Actually, the Seattle Mariners were counting on that and quickly found it to be not true.

]]> <![CDATA[shawnkemp40 commented on Michigan Students Will Bone You/Be Boned For OSU Tickets]]> I'm speachless about the sex for voice lessons exchange.....

]]> <![CDATA[shawnkemp40 commented on Steroids Still Working For Shawne Merriman]]> Does the carpet match the drapes? Or is there even a carpet?

]]> <![CDATA[shawnkemp40 commented on Shocking Newsflash: Clay Bennett Is A Liar]]> Fuck Clay Bennett and Fuck Howard Schultz. May you both have a slow painful aids riddled ending.

I hope you enjoy your fucking draft picks Oklahomo.

]]> <![CDATA[shawnkemp40 commented on Terrell Owens: Thespian]]> Too bad Alfonso Ribiero can't make an appearance. You know...because of the broken neck he suffered while break dancing.

]]> <![CDATA[shawnkemp40 commented on Chris Henry. Arrested. Again. Really, Chris? Really? (UPDATE: And Now He's Gone)]]> Ron Artest plays football?

]]> <![CDATA[shawnkemp40 commented on Media Approval Ratings: Digger Phelps]]> Anyone that lets Jamie Moyer throw his daughter a change up get's an approval in my book.

]]> <![CDATA[shawnkemp40 commented on Your AL West "Preview"]]> Ichiro could outhit Vlad with a fucking tooth pick (which appears to be what he's holding in the picture above).
Fuck Los Angeles of Anaheim of Southern California of the West Coast.

]]> <![CDATA[shawnkemp40 commented on Dolan And Isiah Are BFF, Got It?]]> I admire how Zeke always has a cum catcher in his chest pocket. You know....just in case.

]]> <![CDATA[shawnkemp40 commented on Baseball Season Preview: San Francisco Giants]]> Let's not forget that Omar Visquel is still on that team. The SS/2nd baseman combo is so freaking old I don't think they could turn a double play with Molina running.

Well, at least they only have 27 years of Zito's great contract left.

]]> <![CDATA[shawnkemp40 commented on Jay Mariotti Remains A Very Delicate Boy]]> @Laser Guided:
Definitely Aha - Take on me.

]]> <![CDATA[shawnkemp40 commented on A-Rod Comments On Canseco's Book "Revelation"]]> Both of those chicks are kida cute. Not hot, just cute.

]]> <![CDATA[shawnkemp40 commented on Media Approval Ratings: Stuart Scott]]> Eye have always been concerned with people that have two first names and can't look me in the eye(s).
Disapprove

]]> <![CDATA[shawnkemp40 commented on Media Approval Ratings: Kenny Mayne]]> The players are gay!

Approve - He's from love-able Seattle

]]> <![CDATA[shawnkemp40 commented on President Bush Would Never Associate With Such Unsavory Characters]]> W could probably actually make the Cardinals pitching staff this year.

Is that a pitching rubber or just a giant line of coke?

]]> <![CDATA[shawnkemp40 commented on Media Approval Ratings: Buster Olney]]> Approve - Knows his baseball, is a local boy (from the great Northwest) and isn't too big for his britches to still call in to local radio shows. And his name is Buster.

]]> <![CDATA[shawnkemp40 commented on Shooting Weapons On Campus Is Always A Good Idea]]> This is the same college that had a football player arrested for stealing a gay sheep. I mean, is this really all that surprising?

]]> <![CDATA[shawnkemp40 commented on NCAA Pants Party: Mississippi State Vs. Oregon]]> What happens with the "pit crew" is a perfect reflection of their entire student body and alumn. Fucking jackasses, all of 'em. Oh, and they dress stupid.

]]> <![CDATA[shawnkemp40 commented on Kevin Johnson's Mayoral Campaign May Have Hit A Snag]]> A-rod looks up to KJ

]]> <![CDATA[shawnkemp40 commented on The Chinese Know Baseball Needs More Cheerleaders]]> So many yes's.....not enough seed to spread around.

/bukkake dreamin

]]> <![CDATA[shawnkemp40 commented on Awaiting A Full Year From Ankiel]]> You're worried about Rick Ankiel? Did you know that Juan Gonzalez, yea THAT Juan Gonzalez, is also on the Cards?

]]> <![CDATA[shawnkemp40 commented on Hank Steinbrenner's Picking Verbal Fights With Everyone Now]]> @twoeightnine:
Chins? That thing is a fucking bib!

]]> <![CDATA[shawnkemp40 commented on Female 'Streaker' Interrupts Soccer Game, Raises Soccer Game Awareness]]> Definitely yes. I've done MUCH worse.

]]> <![CDATA[shawnkemp40 commented on Media Approval Ratings: Dick Vitale]]> Only has one eye. Disapprove.

]]> <![CDATA[shawnkemp40 commented on Get Ready For The Pomp And Pageantry Of Eliot Spitzer Night]]> @McNutty:
The hooker in question listens to Frank Sinatra

]]> <![CDATA[shawnkemp40 commented on Get Ready For The Pomp And Pageantry Of Eliot Spitzer Night]]> Free hookers for the first 1000 fans!

]]> <![CDATA[shawnkemp40 commented on Jawz The Jaguar Vs. Eli The Eagle: This Isn't Over!]]> @HappierMan:
The Duck clip might be funny, but that is pretty much what all Pac-10 fans want to do to Duck fans. The most annoying and self righteous fans in all of sports.

]]> <![CDATA[shawnkemp40 commented on Jawz The Jaguar Vs. Eli The Eagle: This Isn't Over!]]> Wow. All 12 fans got a great show with Eli the Eagle and the Jaguar going at each other.

]]> <![CDATA[shawnkemp40 commented on Canadian Reporters Are Diligent, Agile]]> Walk it off. Good boy.

]]> <![CDATA[shawnkemp40 commented on Media Approval Ratings: Al Michaels]]> Considering the partners he's had to endure, I approve.

]]> <![CDATA[shawnkemp40 commented on Balls Deep With Big Daddy Drew: The Power Of Atmosphere (With Breasts)]]> I feel bad for everyone living in a town where you can't get booze and total nudity all in one. All hail Portland, Oregon! More strip clubs per capita than any city in the grand 'ol US of A and damn proud of it!

]]> <![CDATA[shawnkemp40 commented on Racial Controversy In College Basketball? Certainly Not!]]> Taken from the article: "for a moment -- a fleeting one -- I thought I was smoking crack again."

Wait a second.....smoking crack AGAIN? Like, while you were writing the article?

Oh, okay, that makes sense.

]]> <![CDATA[shawnkemp40 commented on Media Approval Ratings: Joe Buck]]> Did anyone else read the linked blog piece from the dude that met JB in Vegas? How about the picture? If that is the chick that JB was hitting on, he's got bigger (great choice of words) issues than a mid life crises.

Do not approve

McCarver is worse

]]> <![CDATA[shawnkemp40 commented on The Dangerous Life Of A Red Sox Beat Reporter]]> Varitek is telling the Asain reporters the results of when he and Ichiro compared cocks.

]]> <![CDATA[shawnkemp40 commented on Ichiro Will Kind Of Miss Not Hitting Well]]> @strong like bull smart like tractor:
Ichiro is good enough to run around those traffic cones and still make the play. Pimp!

]]> <![CDATA[shawnkemp40 commented on Tommy Bowden Wants Your Publicity, And Then He Wants You Gone]]> He served his purpose

]]> <![CDATA[shawnkemp40 commented on Aaron Rodgers Assures Cheeseheads He Is In Fact Aaron Rodgers]]> The stache goes well with this denim shirt, denim jacket and tight wranglers.

]]> <![CDATA[shawnkemp40 commented on Sign The Man Up To Play Third Base]]> Seriously, is there anyone that gets more out of less than JD? Pimp

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