Did Trindon Holliday take that picture?
Apparently, it doesn't take a lot of balls to teabag an unconscious person.
Potential alteration to the Pro Bowl rosters could include exemptions for players whose name qualifies them for the other side.

Arian Foster could play on the White team. Anyone with the last name White, like Roddy, would also qualify.

But I guess it'd be lopsided. The best the All-Black team could get with this rule is crap offensive lineman Jordan Black and kicker Josh Brown.

Is it me or does that look vaguely like Mr. Banana Grabber?
The Calculated Marriage Hook-Up Failure stories always sting.

It takes so much work to get the kids in bed and the wife relaxed enough to make it anything but quick and dirty. Sometimes it feels like you're planning a bank robbery.
Is the whitish shading on Drew's artistically-rendered head just the aftermath of the Showcase Showdown?
Rex Ryan likes feet so much because he can't see his own.
@FavreFAIL: Jason Avant. Desean gave him a specific shout-out for that block in the post-game presser.
Quite the third grade yearbook. A Pro Bowl douchecase and a member of the Oceanic Six on the same line.
Shouldn't that be a Kenny McKinley jersey?
Yeah, but Mateen Cleeves was at my fantasy draft.
Daniel Faraday really went crazy when those experiments in time travel backfired...
Tampax bought the stadium naming rights.
You know who sucks? Vanderbilt. How'd they even get into the SEC, anyway? Their academic standards are too high and athletic standards are shit. I think intramural flag football teams could beat them. It's a good thing they hired that dude who said interesting things at the SEC days, because someone actually had something to say about Vanderbilt for the first time. It's the rich kid school of the SEC, probably with 86% of their student population the direct descendants of slave-owners. You plantation-running assholes produced Jay Cutler. Fuck you. And it's cool that you'll dump gatorade on your jovial coach if you actually win six games in a season. Kind of cute.
Photoshop makes my MS paint look downright shitty. My bad, guys.
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