Signal to Noise commented on Joakim Soria's Nickname Is Blogger Tested, Mexican Approved

""Are you a Mexican or a Mexican't?""

Signal to Noise commented on Fake Exclusive: Will Leitch Wants To Unretire From Deadspin

"Suss needs about five facelifts for this to work."

Signal to Noise commented on TV Or Command Line Baseball? You Make The Call

"More TV for the bored: Take the Money and Run is on TCM."

Signal to Noise commented on TV Or Command Line Baseball? You Make The Call

"One of my co-workers actually kept an un-opened bottle of Crystal Pepsi."

Signal to Noise commented on But There's Already An Oklahoma Thunder

"@Fuck Lion: Jeff Green as Panthro. @Metschick: also works for a relocated NHL team. /Avalanche fan"

Signal to Noise commented on Newt Gingrich Pleads With The Packers To Keep Brett Favre

"Additionally, reports have it that Gingrich's mother called Ted Thompson a "bitch.""

Signal to Noise commented on Uggla Implodes, Big Papi's Madonna Hi-Jinx, and Bud Selig Loves Him Some Sarah Jessica Parker

"That stable represents the best chance we've got at a Triple Crown in decades. Dee Mirich has already written 100 stanzas in their honor."

Signal to Noise commented on Josh Hamilton Doesn't Win Home Run Derby, And You Don't Care

"I don't want to get completely suckered like I did last year when I bought into the Ankiel comeback story and found out he ordered some PEDs. If we get through the whole year without a Hamilton-PED report, we're good -- and given that he went through drug addiction, he's the last person that I'd think would take them."

Signal to Noise commented on Home Run Derby Live Blog

"@BabyGorilla: he is, but it's not even close."

Signal to Noise commented on Home Run Derby Live Blog

"Sheesh."

Signal to Noise commented on Home Run Derby Live Blog

"I wish Erin would tell me that I'm not walking away from her. I'm going to go get really, really high on heroin and then find God."

Signal to Noise commented on Home Run Derby Live Blog

"Apparently bottoming out and coming back from drug addiction does very good things for you."

Signal to Noise commented on How Much Can You Overpay For Yankee Stadium Detritus?

"Y'all are watching this pageant and I wish it would come on here on the West Coast already."

Signal to Noise commented on How Much Can You Overpay For Yankee Stadium Detritus?

"@StevePerryPsychOut: it doesn't look too bad but I'm not a crunchwrap person."

Signal to Noise commented on How Much Can You Overpay For Yankee Stadium Detritus?

"@StevePerryPsychOut: yeah, but it was better when it had the bacon club Chalupa in it. (god help but I like Taco Bell a lot)"

Signal to Noise commented on How Much Can You Overpay For Yankee Stadium Detritus?

"Delgado's still got it. 7-0 Mets."

Signal to Noise commented on How Much Can You Overpay For Yankee Stadium Detritus?

"@PQ Crash: @Chad Sexington: Thank you."

Signal to Noise commented on How Much Can You Overpay For Yankee Stadium Detritus?

"@Chad Sexington: is ND hosting Washington or going to Seattle for this year's Toilet Bowl? Evening, DUAN."