"Suicidal Thoughts ......."

Encephalopathy seems to be kicking in earlier and earlier.

PICTURED: Metaphor for Windsor vs. Detroit, in background.
Even rape is more gentle in Canada.
Sure, this seems sinister until you realize they were just at a Discount Tire location.

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After reading the headline, I'm just surprised Carlos Mencia wasn't involved.
Figure Skating Is Much More Tolerable When Routines Are Super Mario-Themed

No. No, it is not.
And yet, Oscar Meyer will never be sued for the Ol' Eye-in-the-Hot-Dog trick.
"A great horse can do more than that!"

- Kenneth Pinyan, 7/1/05
Great, devil horns on the Verizon logo. Now we can look forward to Deadspin's "We Are All Drew Magary" articles for the next 6 months.
I really hope that Israel makes the field of 32 teams in the 2022 World Cup.
MY COUNTRY'S MANUFACTURING BASE WILL ONE DAY OVERTAKE YOUR COUNTRY'S MANUFACTURING BASE!
I don't see anything wrong with making sure he has enough for the rest of the class.
"what's not to like about anthropomorphic toys acting like their real-world counterparts?"

Obviously, you never played with the Chris Henry action figure. I put it in the back of my car and never found it again.
Sadly, after taking a bite out of Brutus, Rufus began suffering from nausea until he fell into a coma and died.
Amazingly, the severed head she's holding is the least offensive thing about this woman.
"When she came back, she had gained about 25 lbs, cut and dyed her hair and looked totally different."

She was also suffering from dementia, as otherwise she would still have recognized you. That, or your new faux-hawk 'do threw her off.
Despite the high winds, neither of the bros' hair was tussled.
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