Phony Gwynn commented on Matt Leinart Just Can't Figure This NFL Quarterback Thing Out Quite Yet

"From Wikipedia: "Line art emphasizes form and outline, over color, shading, and texture." Well, there you go, Matt."

Phony Gwynn commented on Welcome To The Post-Phelps Malaise

"No wonder he won eight golds."

Phony Gwynn commented on How Many Cheerleaders Can a University of Texas Elevator Hold?

""Brittany, press B." "Why?" "Because I want some bottled water."

Phony Gwynn commented on Get Away From Me Rachel Nichols!

"How did she find him?"

Phony Gwynn commented on University of Colorado Announces Valet Bike Parking For Football Games

"Oh, what will those wacky Trustafarians think of next?"

Phony Gwynn commented on Morning Blogdome: The MLB Might Not Have This Instant Replay Thing Figured Out Just Yet

"So Kosar's Jewfro lied to me?"

Phony Gwynn commented on Dean Wormer NFL Unveils Fan Code Of Conduct

""Nothing about shirts?"

Phony Gwynn commented on Cosmo quiz time: Are you more

"I started to answer each question seven different times, then I went to town on a bowl of Kibbles 'N Bits, so I guess I'm Woody Paige."

Phony Gwynn commented on Padres Shortstop Khalil Greene Out For Season After Punching a Storage Chest

"@UkraineNotWeak: Dammit, you took my joke. What a shitty season."

Phony Gwynn commented on Mike Nadel Got Your E-mail And Is Actually Quite A Reasonable Fellow

"Hey asshole, Sheboygan is my randomly referenced Midwestern city."

Phony Gwynn commented on NFL changes two rules to help

"And the Dolphins are adjusting."

Phony Gwynn commented on The Erin Andrews Backlash Has Officially Begun

"I'm going to boil this down into six words: "She didn't even look at me.""

Phony Gwynn commented on Ron Artest and Yao Ming Are Already Feuding

""So I went to check out Ron Artest in the pool, and a wife-beater-wearing Emmitt Smith tried to hand me his business card."

Phony Gwynn commented on Morning Blogdome: MLB Trade Deadline Threadjack Central

"@teh_joe: Nine seconds."

Phony Gwynn commented on There's A Bill Belichick Sex Tape? Merciful Jesus, Anoint My Eyes With Clorox

"Tedy Bruschi is just an unlikable person in general That fragment is a stroke of genius."

Phony Gwynn commented on Brad Ziegler's Goofy-Assed Delivery Unhittable So Far

""George McQuillan - Ball in Hand" What rapscallions they were back in the day!"

Phony Gwynn commented on Welcome To Deadspin Nation

"In a perfect world, The Big Lead would all be huddled around a small, arid patch of the internets, drinking gasoline and running online casinos."

Phony Gwynn commented on Welcome To Deadspin Nation

"I nominate Upstate Underdog as president."