haha back from the dead. BDD BANNED ME THIS MORNING FOR NA REASON! #mediameltdowns
great arm.

listen, all of you, he's OUR President and if you don't support him than you sleep with hairy terrorists and you can move to Venezuala you commie humping pinko reds.

those who booed OUR President last night caused 9/11.

nonono, i choose NOT to decide! gosh!

i had a brain injury when i was younger from a mismanaged sled run. really. it's not funny. brain injury - in my head.

i choose not to decide.
or the Douchstitution.

@patgray: nice of those Irishmen to call him a cab.

@metroville: if it happens in boston, you have to include "racist" and "douchcist".

it's in the constidouchion.

those douché, douché foreigners... beating up on wannabe Jersey dagos.

who wears a hat to a bar?

@notthequarterback: do you have a blog?

i, supermike, am pageview gold. gold!

@notthequarterback: Christmas Ape and I are old buddies.

i need to start a blog - would you guys read it?

@buttons: what do you call the guy who graduated from Hollywood Upstairs Medical College?

Doctor.

But I'm not going to see him...

@Candygram: Super DJ Dmitri from Deee-Lite?

just a wild guess, really.

@Candygram: short sales are GREAT!

for the buyer.

@Candygram: he's a III - so McCain's dad was a John Sidney McCain JUNIOR!!! yikes.

his grandfather was also an admiral.

McCain III, the young man winning the Republican nomination, graduated near the bottom of his Navy class... not sure if dad and gramps were happy about that.

@Becky_MI: to where can i fedex a complete bar supply?
my middle name is Dorfongolf
@Candygram: that's a WOMANS name! who would vote for a man with a woman's name? besides lots of people because someones middle name doens't really matter very much in the long run!!??! hmmmm????
@Candygram: you mean John SIDNEY McCain?
don't blame me, i voted for ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
unlike manuel, Big Papi did NOT once vote for Bush. as far as i'm concerned.