I'm Hafner the man I used to be commented on Mangino Rides Off Into The Sunset, Less Than Comfortably

"@ClownBaby: The food isn't an issue since he ate the food and drink cart."

KOGOD commented on Honestly, This Story Is Like Christmas To Us

"Tiger is going to cut out the source's tongue."

I'm Hafner the man I used to be commented on Illicit High-Five Is Apparently A Thing Now

"The Ginger Hammer went on to explain that according to quantum physics, nobody really ever high fives anyone."

KOGOD commented on A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Meanness

"Oof, that's some Eggers on your face."

I'm Hafner the man I used to be commented on Michael Hudec: Idiot Now, Idiot Tomorrow, Idiot Forever

"@Slapshot21: Eh, my apologies, it didn't read the same after another cup of coffee."

I'm Hafner the man I used to be commented on Michael Hudec: Idiot Now, Idiot Tomorrow, Idiot Forever

"@Slapshot21: "You knew that the Eastern Liberal Establishment Media would make this a racial issue." I'm pretty sure the genius who said "Fuck them N***ers" into the camera turned it into a racial issue."

I'm Hafner the man I used to be commented on It's Too Bad The Title 'Psycho' Was Already Taken

"The main reason it will suck is because Uwe Boll will cast Tara Reid to play Ron Artest."

KOGOD commented on Ten Questions To Ask A Man Before You Agree to Marry Him

"@Bobby Big Wheel: That explains everything."

KOGOD commented on Ten Questions To Ask A Man Before You Agree to Marry Him

"Silly Drew, you know Sarah doesn't read your crap."

KOGOD commented on A Little Holier-Than-Thou From Someone Who Handles Pigskin Every Week, Don't You Think?

"Regardless of whether Tony G plays for the Hawks or Falcons, neither one is exactly furry."