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Afternoon Blogdome
Time To Hide The Sausage
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candace parker
According To Snooping Europeans, Candace Parker Might Be Pregnant (UPDATE: She's Offcially Bumped Up)
They claim she won't be playing this season while she awaits her new baby.In caseThis is true.Please send your condolences to this heartbroken commenter. [FIBA]
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Comment by Candace Parker Secret Lover: /wipes away tears Wait...why the condolences? I'm gonna be a father! Cigars and drinks for everybody! 12 Responses | Other threads
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Mlb
So This Is What $180 Million Foreplay Looks Like
Time to meet Leigh Teixeira, whom I fully expect to be sitting in a folding chair right next to first base during every inning that husband Mark plays this season.
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Comment by Matt_T: Its just like Anna and Kris Benson. Except Leigh isn't a stripper and Tex has talent 5 Responses | Other threads
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Nfl
Lions Tattoo Takes "Lovable Loser" Thing A Bit Too Far
We're all very proud of the Detroit Lions and their perfect season, and it's highly unlikely that we will ever fail to remember their legendary futility. So maybe the 0-16 tattoo is a bit much. More »
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Comment by Marth: If he ever gets sick of it, he can just try to meet a nice girl named Otig Zoog. 3 Responses | Other threads
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Baseball Cards
This Woman's Baseball Card Collection Is Better Than Yours
Here is Fresno resident Bernice Gallego, who was rummaging through an old box one day and found a rather unique baseball card. How unique? Well ... More »
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Comment by Chuck Knoblockhead: Bernice only has the card because she blew half the team. 4 Responses | Other threads
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Comment by JohnnyTremain: who really cares about Boston College football, Boston doesn't 2 Responses | Other threads
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Espn
Prepare To Welcome Our New Versus/Comcast Overlords
ESPN dynasty melting like the polar ice cap, according to latest ratings. Nobody panic! All is well! [Sports by Brooks]
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Comment by Chuck Knoblockhead: I've also heard good things about the Continental Sports Channel.... 4 Responses | Other threads
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Mlb
Octogenarian Writer Leaves Rickey Henderson Off HOF Ballot; Hilarity Ensues
Rickey Henderson is a lock to be voted into the Baseball Hall of Fame, but will he be the first-ever unanimous selection? Sadly, no ... thanks to this man!
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Comment by Matt_T: He isn't the first guy named Corky to be retarded.... 11 Responses | Other threads
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Reggie Bush
At Least Reggie Bush's Hands Are Still Okay
The Saints' sizzle back had some micro-fracture knee surgery and will rehab for months. A lot more serious than previously suspected, but he shouldn't miss mini-camp. Or cuddle time. [NOLA]
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Comment by Candace Parker Secret Lover: You know, I think it'd tear all of my knee ligaments to get one night with Kim Kardashian... 7 Responses | Other threads
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Skier incident
Hero Photographer Canned By Fussy Ski Resort
The identity of the photographer who took the by-now legendary Ski Lift Pantsless photos has been revealed. We know that, unfortunately, because he had been employed by Vail Resorts, which fired him. More »
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Comment by Candace Parker Secret Lover: Hero Photographer Canned By Fussy Ski Resort Man, that photo will make him the butt of all jokes in the industry...... 19 Responses | Other threads
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College Football
Report Says Bulldogs Backfield Going Pro
Georgia's Matthew Stafford and Knowshon Moreno are good—but not good enough to go No. 1 to the Lions—so they both feel confident enough to declare for the NFL Draft. [ESPN]
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Comment by HernandezStache: Anybody can get past a dog. But NOBODY fucks with a lion... 3 Responses | Other threads
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Nba
Horrible Celtics Lose Again
Paul Pierce crab dribbled his way out of bounds in overtime and Charlotte handed the putrid Boston Celtics their fifth loss in seven games. Why did anyone ever think this team was good? More »
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Comment by twoeightnine: Who still uses film?... 4 Responses | Other threads
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Erin Andrews
Rey Maualuga Apologizes For Impromptu Rumpy-Pump of America's Sideline Princess
"Rey both e-mailed and spoke to Erin and apologized to her. He realized he made a mistake and used poor judgment. He deeply regrets his actions". EA? Mum. [LAT] [via Smackcaster]
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Comment by Juancho: Can you do that with a Song Girl during the game? 2 Responses | Other threads
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Jeff Jagodzinski
Jeff Jagodzinski Reportedly Signs His Own Death Certificate
According to the New York Post, Boston College will follow through with its promise to fire coach Jeff Jagodzinski if he interviewed with the Jets. He did...so "He's done," said a BC source. More »
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Comment by LeagueofShadows: THAT GOOMBAH DOESN'T HAVE ANY REAL LOYALTY TO BOSTON! KICK HIS FAHKIN ASS TO NEW YORK FOR ALL I CARE! /Tommy... 5 Responses | Other threads
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GMAC Bowl
Rock You Like A Golden Hurricane
Tulsa shuts down Nate Davis, tramples Ball State 45-13 in GMAC Bowl. Oh, you didn't watch? [Indy Star]
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Comment by Gourmet Spud: Oh, you didn't watch? Your ass better taaaaaaaappppppeeeee some bowl games...... 3 Responses | Other threads
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Morning Blogdome
Because The World Isn't Truly Free Unless The Gators Win
• Tebow for Commerce Secretary: Idiot Congressman asks Nancy Pelosi to delay the certification vote of President Barack Obama, so that he can attend the National Championship Game on Thursday. More »
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Comment by ghostsoftheSCupcountry: Is anybody surprised that the idiot Congressman is a Republican? 8 Responses | Other threads
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Nhl
Hockey World Is Filled With Finger-Biting, Child-Mugging Thugs
The "rivalry" between Buffalo and Ottawa took a rather childish turn last night when the Senators' Jarkko Ruutu went all Mike Tyson on Sabres winger Andrew Peters. More »
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Comment by CreamsicleOrange: Wait, when did the NHL season start?... 5 Responses | Other threads
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Wake up deadspin!
Hey You Kids! Doh!
Got an image you'd like to see in here first thing in the morning? Send it to tips@deadspin.com. Subject: Morning crap.
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Comment by Weed Against Speed: If you're in Hazelton, Pa., for some reason... Most Deadspin commenters are more likely to be in Hazelden, for some reason. 3 Responses | Other threads
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Mlb
In Which Andy McPhail Finally Crosses The Pond
Orioles are last team in AL East to sign a Japanese player, grabbing Yomiuri Giants pitcher Koji Uehara for two years, $10 million. Pay no attention to his 2008 stats. [Baltimore Sun]
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Comment by Candace Parker Secret Lover: Good move -- the Orioles have been yenning for a starter... 4 Responses | Other threads
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Duan!
What The Mind Can Conceive And Believe, It Can Achieve
So this fascinating photo seen many, many places today is courtesy of The Smoking Gun. I'd try to explain what happened, but it's much too complicated. Let them:
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Comment by Daniil Brif: So you were number 2 on his list of "playoff truths" in front of everything actually relevant (using that term... 39 Responses | Other threads
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Jeff Jagodzinski
Clearly, He's Not One To Respond To Hollow Threats
National Football Post, again: "Sources close to the National Football Post have just informed us that Boston College head football coach Jeff Jagodzinski has, in fact, interviewed with the New York Jets." '[NFP]
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Comment by Old Brian and New Brian: You go Jeff! Fight the power! Sic Semper Tyrannis! Say no to Acid! War Eagle! more » | Other threads
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Mlb
Sorry Boys ... Alyssa Milano Is Engaged
Yes, our little Sam is getting married, and strangely, it's NOT to an athlete. Ms. Milano is engaged to (non-sports) agent David Bugliari, so watch your Blackberry Curve for that wedding invite. More »
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Comment by Gourmet Spud: BUT MONA'S STILL SINGLE, RIGHT?!? 11 Responses | Other threads
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Newspapers
Rob Parker Is Detroit's Newest Unemployed Worker
I wonder if Rob Parker now wishes Rod Marinelli's daughter had married a career counselor, because she probably could have helped him find a new line of work. More »
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Comment by Weed Against Speed: I wonder what his brother Ray, Jr. is up to. 4 Responses | Other threads
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Nba
Carmelo Anthony's Curious Love Of The Longhorns
It was a subtle bit of color hidden in an otherwise dry recap of the Denver Nuggets evening, but the opening lead from this AP story has left at least one tipster scratching his head. More »
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Comment by Rick Mahorn's Pimp Hand is Way Strong: I also root for whoever is playing tOSU also... 4 Responses | Other threads
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Nfl
Sadly, No One Told Vincent Jackson That Buzzed Driving Is Drunk Driving
If nothing else, Vincent Jackson's timing is impeccable: The Chargers wide receiver was arrested for DUI early this morning. Norv is thrilled, I'm sure. More »
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Comment by Carmen McFanzone: I like Mapquest, but I fucking LOVE Marpquest. /typo nazi'd 3 Responses | Other threads
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Afternoon Blogdome
The World Series Of Drunk People With Too Much Time On Their Hands
• You're still an alcoholic: Look, no one is impressed by morons throwing ping pong balls into beer cups except other morons. Oh, and Rick Reilly. [LAist] More »
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Comment by Father of 2 Future First Rounders: Threadjack/ The Utah Attorney General is investigating the BCS over violating federal anti-trust laws, saying teams like Utah are put in 4 Responses | Other threads
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Espn
Skip Bayless Would Let Lil' Wayne Suck Out His Flu
The most articulate and entertaining ESPN staffer goes at it with Skip Bayless.
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Comment by Candace Parker Secret Lover: Rumor has it, Lil' Wayne was paid a milli to appear on First Take... 8 Responses | Other threads
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Drew Brees
Drew Brees Wins Offensive Player Of The Year
Good things happen when you have a mole removed. [SI]
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Comment by Doyle McPoyle: Good things happen when you have a Dole removed. -Bill ClintonGood things happen when you have a soul removed. -Al 10 Responses | Other threads
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Terry Bradshaw
Terry Bradshaw Under The Influence Of Jay Leno
What did Terry Bradshaw have to drink in the Tonight Show green room last night? On second thought, that's pretty much just standard Bradshaw, isn't it?
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Comment by FiddlingWhileJimRomeBurns: Threadjack: Has Jason Whitlock lost his mind?If you had to guess, who is more likely to make the don't-like, Deadspin-will-search-through-your-trash-... list? 3 Responses | Other threads
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Charles Barkley
Sifting Through The Many Curious Deeds Of Mr. Charles Barkley
Charles Barkley surveys the charred wreckage of his life following events of the past seven days? No, although the metaphor is apt.
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Comment by SideAngleSide: Unless you've got several heads stored in a basement freezer or enjoy the music of Andrew Lloyd-Webber I, personally, enjoy... 6 Responses | Other threads
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