VanBurenBoy commented on This Photograph Just Makes Me Want to Shampoo Something

"That's clearly photoshopped; someone took Joe Namath's head and superimposed it on Robin Williams' body."

VanBurenBoy commented on Phil Savage Finally Apologizes For His Impassioned Expletive in E-mail Freakout to Fan

"Phil Savage is the Michael Clayton of Cleveland."

Spectacular Sam commented on Chicago Magazine Writer Loves Him Some Jay Mariotti

"Unbelievably, he looks like more of a douche in that pic than the vintage mullet one."

josereyes.theroof wishes to... commented on Buffalo Sportswriter Dies After Press Box Fall

""We commit his mortal remains to the bosom of Lake Erie, which he loved so much...""

josereyes.theroof wishes to... commented on Thursday Night Preview: #23 Miami at Georgia Tech

"@Matt_T: Definitely the best promo cut on Deadspin."

josereyes.theroof wishes to... commented on Yes, Snoop Dogg really was

"@stealofthedraft: Robert, 1972, could not have said it better."

josereyes.theroof wishes to... commented on Lift Your Calzones And Salute; The End Of The George Steinbrenner Era Has Come

"B/W does not do justice those pants."

josereyes.theroof wishes to... commented on Fordham's lady basketball

"@lecoqsportif: I'll see your Lady Rams, & raise you Lady Popes. P - X - I."

josereyes.theroof wishes to... commented on Yikes. The Jason Donald era

"@Cherokee Parks Was Misunderstood: Like a young John Kruk."