Bob Loblaw commented on The One With Jay Mariotti "Napping"

""I'm just asking for a little conservative spin" Is "conservative spin" street code for meth?"

Bob Loblaw commented on Your Daily Mark Mangino Harassment Update

"'Are you going to be a lawyer or do you want to become an alcoholic like your Dad?' Can't he be both?"

Bob Loblaw commented on ESPN Horndoggery Classic: Bill Creasy

"At 74 years-old you either get busy with your marginally attractive co-workers, or you get busy dying."

Bob Loblaw commented on Just To Mess With Their Fans' Heads, Bengals Bring In Larry Johnson

"In the Bengals' defense, with Chris Henry out they were getting pretty thin at the felon spot."

Bob Loblaw commented on Decade Retrospective: Who Had An Awful Decade?

"@manadajigity: ...he's starting the next decade out strong: "He is currently working on the sequel of the 2001 movie Cats and Dogs, Cats & Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore."

Bob Loblaw commented on The Clemson Women's Rowing Team About To Become Famous For All The Wrong Reasons

"Hey fellas, can we take another one?"

Bob Loblaw commented on The One Where The Spirited Phillies Fan Leaves Us A Phone Message

"AJ is singlehandedly keeping Gawker Media Legal gainfully employed."