To be fair, it is the only place open late enough for any losers who weren't able to seal the deal at the big dance to hang out at afterwards. From what I hear.
Umm ... still newspapers?
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I was going to change it to defer to your faster one, but it took me too long to think of a half-way respectable replacement joke and now I'm locked out. Got greedy.
AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHH.
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Shayegan was dressed like a player and could get a piggyback. All he had to do was ask; and as soon as he did, he would no longer be seen as a player and wouldn’t get a piggyback. Shayegan would be considered one of the players if he wasn’t getting a piggyback and outed as an imposter if he did, but if he were a player he would get a piggyback. If he asked for one he couldn’t get one and would still have to; but if he didn't he wouldn’t and still could. Yossarian was moved very deeply by the absolute simplicity of this clause.
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Did anyone else see that? You sure? Ok, good.
10:42 PM - 30 Jan 12 via Twitter for iPhone
I used to think he was just alright, but for some reason he seems to be waaaay better in MSG.
I'm sure the kids aren't in any danger, as long as there's grass on the field he won't come near it.
[door crashes open]
"Did someone say 'Big Ten' comparisons?"
- Penn State, wearing a "Judge" sash
Because no one cares enough about Jacksonville that anything happening there could actually embarrass anyone important, apparently Occupy Jacksonville is still a thing. That is, at least, until now.
Allegedly adult city councilman Don Redman has had enough and decided to fight flickering ember with glowing ash by setting up his own counter-occupation. Redman is now taking on the half dozen or so random college students still holding the city hostage from his base at a folding table across the street, where he puts his publicly-paid salary to good use by "playing Rush Limbaugh on the radio, ... debating teaching of Creationism with a protestor ... [and providing] religious pamphlets and some cards about services for the homeless, saying he thought the demonstrators might need them."
Your move, Ohio. #tips
Pictured: Catcher's Mitt Romney
I don't know, this timeline has some gaps big enough to almost drive a U-haul truck through.
Almost.
It's not that you can't say "Fuck you" to fans in Qualcomm, it's just that they prefer you do it through contract extensions.
I know Urban Meyer is notorious for scheduling creampuff out of conference games, but Brigham Young Elementary seems low even for him.
He actually won that foam finger for his "Best Attitude" award at the Penn State Mini-Lions Football Camp end-of-week awards ceremony.
This story is actually a little misleading. It's not that he doesn't want to keep his money in a bank, it's just that every time he's tried to put it in he keeps missing.
