I never thought I'd see the day when I'd say as a Villanova fan, "You know, our basketball team could learn a thing or two from our football team."
"There's Tina's House of Angels; that's on 34th Street.
"Uh-huh."
"There's Angels-R-Us, that's on 34th too. You got Put-Your-Angel-There?"
"Mm-Hmm."
"That's on 34th. Swing Low, Sweet Cherubim... Matter of fact, they're all in the same complex; it's the angel complex on 34th."
"Oh, the angel district."
"That's right."
"Uh-huh."
"There's Angels-R-Us, that's on 34th too. You got Put-Your-Angel-There?"
"Mm-Hmm."
"That's on 34th. Swing Low, Sweet Cherubim... Matter of fact, they're all in the same complex; it's the angel complex on 34th."
"Oh, the angel district."
"That's right."
Ee-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya
The waffle's in the ha-yee-ouse...
The waffle's in the ha-yee-ouse...
That last chant won't be very effective when only eight people are left in the arena to shout it.
Speaking of Steve Miller, who is Big Ol' Chet and why did he have a light on?
Alternate New York Post headline:
"CHECK OUT THESE BALL HANDLERS!"
"CHECK OUT THESE BALL HANDLERS!"
New York Post headline:
"THE FLAMING COCK-ASIANS"
"THE FLAMING COCK-ASIANS"
@suburbancowboy: I stand both ashamed and corrected. Honestly speaking, I should have known that.
/hands back English degree
//returns to porn set
/hands back English degree
//returns to porn set
Some folk'll never love a spat
But then again, some folk'll
Like Brian, The Slack-Jawed Yokel
But then again, some folk'll
Like Brian, The Slack-Jawed Yokel
The question begged is, will Kirk be unforgiven?
@ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos:
Hickory Dickory Dock
I showed the world my cock
My kicks went wide
And off to the side
Now I'm on the chopping block. OH!
Hickory Dickory Dock
I showed the world my cock
My kicks went wide
And off to the side
Now I'm on the chopping block. OH!
@Arthur_Digby_Sellers: Alright, that one made me laugh out loud. Well done, sir.
First rule of Hunt Club: Don't fucking shoot anybody at Hunt Club.
As an Eagles fan, I find myself in a rather disturbing situation: rooting for the Cowboys to win.
Usually my disturbing situations involve Cheez Whiz and one freaked-out Vietnamese immigrant girl at my local rub 'n tug. But... perhaps I've said too much.
Usually my disturbing situations involve Cheez Whiz and one freaked-out Vietnamese immigrant girl at my local rub 'n tug. But... perhaps I've said too much.
@blogsarefun: I'd rather pack up my troubles in my old kit bag and smile, smile, smile.
@IronMikeGallego: The first of his current Five Questions: "Can I get you a drink while you're deciding?"
@I Like Cheap Beer: Bring 'em!
Sandler would go on to offer Salisbury a role in the 2006 film, The Benchwarmers, where he was able to display his comedic wit and big screen acting capabilities.
Because nobody else in that movie did.
Because nobody else in that movie did.
@Arthur_Digby_Sellers: They were probably thinking what they always think: "Are you gonna eat that sandwich wrapper?"
Hey, I did a lot of weird shit before I started masturbating, too.
