<![CDATA[Comments from Chamomiles Davis]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/deadspin.com.png <![CDATA[Comments from Chamomiles Davis]]> http://deadspin.com/people/spd1973 http://deadspin.com/people/spd1973 Chamomiles Davis commented on LeBron's Mother Is Not Someone With Whom You Should Trifle Mama James: Oh that's it, I'm about to blow up all over these punks!

LeBron: No, Mother, I can blow myself and you have interfered for the last time!

/Bluth'd

]]> http://deadspin.com/389835/lebrons-mother-is-not-someone-with-whom-you-should-trifle#c5664864 http://deadspin.com/389835/lebrons-mother-is-not-someone-with-whom-you-should-trifle#c5664864 Tue, 13 May 2008 10:30:19 EDT Chamomiles Davis commented on The Spurs Mascots Are Stealing Your Soul @shea_guevara: Oh no, you don't... I'll do it myself.

(makes incomprehensible screeching sound)

]]> http://deadspin.com/389566/the-spurs-mascots-are-stealing-your-soul#c5654430 http://deadspin.com/389566/the-spurs-mascots-are-stealing-your-soul#c5654430 Mon, 12 May 2008 16:41:46 EDT Chamomiles Davis commented on Cruel To Be Kind "I'd like for him to name one polite (and funny) comedian in the history of the world."

Well, Henny Youngman always remembered to say, "Take my wife, please."

]]> http://deadspin.com/389484/cruel-to-be-kind#c5654385 http://deadspin.com/389484/cruel-to-be-kind#c5654385 Mon, 12 May 2008 16:40:08 EDT Chamomiles Davis commented on Cruel To Be Kind ...Also, speed has always been vital in comedy. Just ask Chris Farley's amphetamine-riddled corpse.

This leaves cruelty....

..."which my previous sentence exemplifies to perfection."

]]> http://deadspin.com/389484/cruel-to-be-kind#c5654327 http://deadspin.com/389484/cruel-to-be-kind#c5654327 Mon, 12 May 2008 16:37:52 EDT Chamomiles Davis commented on The Spurs Mascots Are Stealing Your Soul Further evidence that expectant mothers should never smoke crack.

]]> http://deadspin.com/389566/the-spurs-mascots-are-stealing-your-soul#c5654248 http://deadspin.com/389566/the-spurs-mascots-are-stealing-your-soul#c5654248 Mon, 12 May 2008 16:34:21 EDT Chamomiles Davis commented on Challis' Message Continues To Inspire Ummm... go Flyers?

/nobody under 21 should ever die

]]> http://deadspin.com/389504/challis-message-continues-to-inspire#c5653306 http://deadspin.com/389504/challis-message-continues-to-inspire#c5653306 Mon, 12 May 2008 15:58:02 EDT Chamomiles Davis commented on Media Approval Ratings: Peter King I'm in a good mood today, and being homo for Romo notwithstanding, King does provide some genuinely valuable insight.

And so, Approve.

]]> http://deadspin.com/389556/media-approval-ratings-peter-king#c5648993 http://deadspin.com/389556/media-approval-ratings-peter-king#c5648993 Mon, 12 May 2008 13:21:40 EDT Chamomiles Davis commented on Dee Mirich Cranks Out The Classic Of All Classics @sba:

Two Hearts......Believing In Just One Mind......Together Forever......Till The End Of Time......

/Collins'd

]]> http://deadspin.com/389420/dee-mirich-cranks-out-the-classic-of-all-classics#c5648565 http://deadspin.com/389420/dee-mirich-cranks-out-the-classic-of-all-classics#c5648565 Mon, 12 May 2008 13:03:55 EDT Chamomiles Davis commented on Dee Mirich Cranks Out The Classic Of All Classics @Magnakai Haaskivi:

Crazy-ass poem
Fluffy, unrelated words
I'm batshit loonball

]]> http://deadspin.com/389420/dee-mirich-cranks-out-the-classic-of-all-classics#c5648343 http://deadspin.com/389420/dee-mirich-cranks-out-the-classic-of-all-classics#c5648343 Mon, 12 May 2008 12:55:30 EDT Chamomiles Davis commented on Dee Mirich Cranks Out The Classic Of All Classics @thefuseproject: My avatar's inspiration would have been impressed.

]]> http://deadspin.com/389420/dee-mirich-cranks-out-the-classic-of-all-classics#c5648291 http://deadspin.com/389420/dee-mirich-cranks-out-the-classic-of-all-classics#c5648291 Mon, 12 May 2008 12:53:32 EDT Chamomiles Davis commented on ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day "Could I be for real? I have to apologize, Miss Jackson." --andre3000

]]> http://deadspin.com/389461/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5647932 http://deadspin.com/389461/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5647932 Mon, 12 May 2008 12:39:26 EDT Chamomiles Davis commented on The Spurs Are Still Hanging Around @Secret Identity: Now that's big love, baby.

]]> http://deadspin.com/389481/the-spurs-are-still-hanging-around#c5646684 http://deadspin.com/389481/the-spurs-are-still-hanging-around#c5646684 Mon, 12 May 2008 11:47:55 EDT Chamomiles Davis commented on The Spurs Are Still Hanging Around I'm not supposed to come, but I did anyways.

Being a Mormon, I'll bet she's used that line before.

/same goes for Catholic women

]]> http://deadspin.com/389481/the-spurs-are-still-hanging-around#c5646483 http://deadspin.com/389481/the-spurs-are-still-hanging-around#c5646483 Mon, 12 May 2008 11:38:20 EDT Chamomiles Davis commented on Pink Bats, Red Faces; This One's For You, Mom Nice photo. Paging Dr. Freud...

]]> http://deadspin.com/389427/pink-bats-red-faces-this-ones-for-you-mom#c5645791 http://deadspin.com/389427/pink-bats-red-faces-this-ones-for-you-mom#c5645791 Mon, 12 May 2008 11:05:48 EDT Chamomiles Davis commented on Jamar Hornsby's One Classy Gator "Wow, the bar really has been lowered for illegal card use, hasn't it?"
--1996 & 2002 Villanova Wildcats

]]> http://deadspin.com/389028/jamar-hornsbys-one-classy-gator#c5623716 http://deadspin.com/389028/jamar-hornsbys-one-classy-gator#c5623716 Fri, 09 May 2008 16:07:04 EDT Chamomiles Davis commented on Snakes. Why'd It Have To Be Snakes? @DeepFriar: Throw me the comment, I'll throw you the whip!

]]> http://deadspin.com/389019/snakes-whyd-it-have-to-be-snakes#c5622805 http://deadspin.com/389019/snakes-whyd-it-have-to-be-snakes#c5622805 Fri, 09 May 2008 15:36:52 EDT Chamomiles Davis commented on Snakes. Why'd It Have To Be Snakes? @Steve518: Come on, show a little backbone!

Hmmm, I didn't there would be that much in the way of overtones.

]]> http://deadspin.com/389019/snakes-whyd-it-have-to-be-snakes#c5622484 http://deadspin.com/389019/snakes-whyd-it-have-to-be-snakes#c5622484 Fri, 09 May 2008 15:27:31 EDT Chamomiles Davis commented on Snakes. Why'd It Have To Be Snakes? Dirtiest line from the movie: "Belloq's staff is too long." Hey-YOOOO!

]]> http://deadspin.com/389019/snakes-whyd-it-have-to-be-snakes#c5621948 http://deadspin.com/389019/snakes-whyd-it-have-to-be-snakes#c5621948 Fri, 09 May 2008 15:10:04 EDT Chamomiles Davis commented on Snakes. Why'd It Have To Be Snakes? "you're"

Dammit, now I'm giving commenters a bad name!

]]> http://deadspin.com/389019/snakes-whyd-it-have-to-be-snakes#c5621913 http://deadspin.com/389019/snakes-whyd-it-have-to-be-snakes#c5621913 Fri, 09 May 2008 15:09:06 EDT Chamomiles Davis commented on Snakes. Why'd It Have To Be Snakes? "Illinois" Leitch,

Buzz Belloq thinks your going to give sportswriters a bad name.

]]> http://deadspin.com/389019/snakes-whyd-it-have-to-be-snakes#c5621880 http://deadspin.com/389019/snakes-whyd-it-have-to-be-snakes#c5621880 Fri, 09 May 2008 15:07:59 EDT Chamomiles Davis commented on Tom Brady Has A Wonder Woman Fetish I can't wait to tell my wife I'm not the only one with this fetish.

]]> http://deadspin.com/388850/tom-brady-has-a-wonder-woman-fetish#c5621160 http://deadspin.com/388850/tom-brady-has-a-wonder-woman-fetish#c5621160 Fri, 09 May 2008 14:45:05 EDT Chamomiles Davis commented on More Cedric Benson Defense The likes of actress Sandra Buullock and tennis star Andy Roddick reside in the hills and often party on the lake.

Sandra "Buullock?" Wasn't she in Speeeed?

]]> http://deadspin.com/389029/more-cedric-benson-defense#c5621059 http://deadspin.com/389029/more-cedric-benson-defense#c5621059 Fri, 09 May 2008 14:41:38 EDT Chamomiles Davis commented on Michael Vick Might Run Out Of Money Sometime Soon @MeSoHornsby: "I'm thinking of a number..."

]]> http://deadspin.com/389004/michael-vick-might-run-out-of-money-sometime-soon#c5617831 http://deadspin.com/389004/michael-vick-might-run-out-of-money-sometime-soon#c5617831 Fri, 09 May 2008 12:55:07 EDT Chamomiles Davis commented on Seriously, Who Ever Thought A Magazine For Athletes Would Work? The whole idea is a wild hair. (Sorry, it's just that that photo...)

This wouldn't have happened if Lenny had followed my suggestion to publish "Dude" magazine: By Dude, For Dudes.

Issue 1 Contents:
-----------------
"Dudes, You Know This Dude?" (Guest profile)
"Dude, Check This Out." (Financial dvice column)
"Ohhhh, Dude." (Exposé)
"The Dude Abides." (Real Estate)

]]> http://deadspin.com/388945/seriously-who-ever-thought-a-magazine-for-athletes-would-work#c5617762 http://deadspin.com/388945/seriously-who-ever-thought-a-magazine-for-athletes-would-work#c5617762 Fri, 09 May 2008 12:52:39 EDT Chamomiles Davis commented on ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day

"Hillary is losing the campaign. I can see it in her cleavage." --RGivhan

]]> http://deadspin.com/388918/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5617458 http://deadspin.com/388918/espns-featured-comment-of-the-day#c5617458 Fri, 09 May 2008 12:43:15 EDT Chamomiles Davis commented on Women Rule At The <em>Time</em> 100 Party Is black-tape "X" on the carpet really necessary?

"Oh, you want to stand here, and not five inches to the left? Whew! Thank God for quick-thinking photography interns."

]]> http://jezebel.com/388881/women-rule-at-the-time-100-party#c5615569 http://jezebel.com/388881/women-rule-at-the-time-100-party#c5615569 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:41:56 EDT Chamomiles Davis commented on Deadbeat Dad Shows Up Stoned In <i>Judge Judy</i>'s Court @Le Kangourou de Kataroo bites her thumb in your general dir...: +1

]]> http://jezebel.com/388952/deadbeat-dad-shows-up-stoned-in-judge-judys-court#c5615472 http://jezebel.com/388952/deadbeat-dad-shows-up-stoned-in-judge-judys-court#c5615472 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:38:20 EDT Chamomiles Davis commented on The Placement Of That Pitch Has Vexed Me, Sir. Now We Shall Wrestle At least Brett Myers now has first-hand knowledge of what it's like to get knocked around. My God, is he terrible.

If it weren't for The Abomination That Is Adam Eaton, Myers would be my top candidate for "Phillies Pitcher I'd Most Like To Launch From A Trebuchet."

]]> http://deadspin.com/388860/the-placement-of-that-pitch-has-vexed-me-sir-now-we-shall-wrestle#c5614635 http://deadspin.com/388860/the-placement-of-that-pitch-has-vexed-me-sir-now-we-shall-wrestle#c5614635 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:08:12 EDT Chamomiles Davis commented on Invasion Of The LeBron Snatchers! Tyson Chandler... now there's a name I haven't seen in a long time.

]]> http://deadspin.com/388859/invasion-of-the-lebron-snatchers#c5614453 http://deadspin.com/388859/invasion-of-the-lebron-snatchers#c5614453 Fri, 09 May 2008 10:59:58 EDT Chamomiles Davis commented on About Last Night @Clare: I am steaming with envy right now.

]]> http://deadspin.com/388814/about-last-night#c5613632 http://deadspin.com/388814/about-last-night#c5613632 Fri, 09 May 2008 10:27:09 EDT Chamomiles Davis commented on About Last Night @Clare: How many times did you have to get out the street because a car was coming?

]]> http://deadspin.com/388814/about-last-night#c5612968 http://deadspin.com/388814/about-last-night#c5612968 Fri, 09 May 2008 09:52:44 EDT Chamomiles Davis commented on About Last Night @HazelMaesLandingStrip:

$499 in interest per DAY?!? Christ, that's almost as bad as my credit card.

]]> http://deadspin.com/388814/about-last-night#c5612892 http://deadspin.com/388814/about-last-night#c5612892 Fri, 09 May 2008 09:48:29 EDT Chamomiles Davis commented on Excavating Joe Montana For Fun And Profit Was the Hallmark store out of "Love Is..." stationary?

]]> http://deadspin.com/388693/excavating-joe-montana-for-fun-and-profit#c5602794 http://deadspin.com/388693/excavating-joe-montana-for-fun-and-profit#c5602794 Thu, 08 May 2008 17:05:10 EDT Chamomiles Davis commented on Previewing The Flyers-Penguins "Sidney!? That's a girls' name!"

It still is.

/fanning the flames

]]> http://deadspin.com/388451/previewing-the-flyers+penguins#c5602683 http://deadspin.com/388451/previewing-the-flyers+penguins#c5602683 Thu, 08 May 2008 17:01:06 EDT Chamomiles Davis commented on Previewing The Flyers-Penguins @part time lover, full time hater: It's been 25 years. Yes, we're quite aware. And I will keep on trying, thanks for the encouragement!

]]> http://deadspin.com/388451/previewing-the-flyers+penguins#c5602131 http://deadspin.com/388451/previewing-the-flyers+penguins#c5602131 Thu, 08 May 2008 16:44:01 EDT Chamomiles Davis commented on Previewing The Flyers-Penguins Pittsburgh, you still have a hockey team? Good for you!

Fifth Most Depressed City - 4
#1 Sootiest City - 3

]]> http://deadspin.com/388451/previewing-the-flyers+penguins#c5601739 http://deadspin.com/388451/previewing-the-flyers+penguins#c5601739 Thu, 08 May 2008 16:31:09 EDT Chamomiles Davis commented on Media Approval Ratings: John Madden He and I share the same birthday, so approve, I guess.

By that standard I also approve of Omar Sharif, Steven Seagal and Haley Joel Osment.

]]> http://deadspin.com/388441/media-approval-ratings-john-madden#c5598105 http://deadspin.com/388441/media-approval-ratings-john-madden#c5598105 Thu, 08 May 2008 14:41:29 EDT Chamomiles Davis commented on Hey, Uh, Is Everything OK With Dwyane Wade? Fall down eight times, get up seven.

]]> http://deadspin.com/388416/hey-uh-is-everything-ok-with-dwyane-wade#c5592541 http://deadspin.com/388416/hey-uh-is-everything-ok-with-dwyane-wade#c5592541 Thu, 08 May 2008 11:47:09 EDT Chamomiles Davis commented on Bring Me The Head Of Mr. Redlegs Not the time to lose one's head.
That's not the way to get ahead in life.
It's a shame he wasn't more headstrong.
He'll never be the head of a major corporation.

Okay, that'll do.

]]> http://deadspin.com/388353/bring-me-the-head-of-mr-redlegs#c5591878 http://deadspin.com/388353/bring-me-the-head-of-mr-redlegs#c5591878 Thu, 08 May 2008 11:23:11 EDT