reverential touching, over and over

Carl Monday forgot to include "library" in his Google alert.

I worked alongside George for two years at the Herald in the early '90s ... Knew him as a great guy and gifted writer, but never knew most of these wonderful stories. Didn't realized he'd passed earlier this year. Thanks for a great piece.
Take This Job ... DU!AN

So, tomorrow is my final day at a company where I've worked for 16 years. Any of you done anything memorable (but not criminal) on your last day? I'm at the office drinking right now, so I can be swayed.
So if mine was Abbey Road, that makes me ...

/goes on ossifying
At least now we know where she learned about stealing money.
I'd like to see how you'd react if somebody stuffed wasabi in your underoos.
Peter Minuit is unimpressed.
No time to think of anything comment-worthy other than to say this is just the latest of some really good writing here on DS today. +1, Barry.
"Fucking amateurs."

-- Machine Gun Joe Viterbo
At Least One Newspaper Thinks The Heat Won

As did Joan of Arc.
If I were LeBron I'd change my order, like, four times before I finally told Stephen A. to shove that gordita straight up his ass.
Meanwhile, John Wayne Bobbitt still holds the title of biggest news with a throwaway prick.
Love, Canseco style (part 6):

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You say "my penis is turning black" like it's a bad thing.

-- Lexington Steele
Brett Favre did not just curl up in the fetal position untouched. He was sacked.

-- Michael Strahan
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