@Dashiell Bennett: As long as I'm not on it with those chicks, I've got a fighting chance.
It may surprise some that the idea for women-only derby was a man's.
These would probably be the same people surprised by the fact that blow-drying your hair in the shower is a bad idea.
Oddly, the show's main sponsor is Fruit of the Loom.
@ClintonPortishead: Ah, Randy Newman's finest hour. Which, of course, isn't saying much.
@Weed Against Speed: And then "Patricia" becomes an incredibly good-looking female, thus marking the beginning of the "Ewing Dong Theory."
My money's on the Celts signing Starbury, and then he puts up 150. It just seems fitting.
@Yostal: Man, Michael Dorn's fallen on hard times.
Though, I must say, I have far less respect for the AP now (which I didn't think was possible)...if you're gonna tell us he used a bat'leth, call it a bat'leth, not a "Star Trek sword." You can explain it later for the masses.
"I support him. We all support him."
-Madonna's brassiere collection
@Desean Jams It On The One: Oh, come now. Everyone knows there's no sex in Canada.
"This one goes out to the lovely ladies sitting back there at table 14. That's right, dolls, I'm looking at you!"
"Strangers in the night...exchanging glances..."
@Matt Sussman: Seriously...wouldn't this be along the lines of Napoleon and Wellington sending each other friendly correspondences from their retirement villas?
My French is a little rusty, but I believe that sign on the right of the screencap translates to "NO BITCH ASS NESS."
@Rock You Like An Iracane: Debbie Meyer's Green Bags?
@spinachdip: Nice. Though I'm beyond terrified to image search "slut bitches out."
@carig: Hell if I know. Go ask A-Rod.
Seriously, though...that thing is absolutely hilarious.
@Rock You Like An Iracane: I don't know what you're talking about. I, too, am disliking women with strong faces.
@Back to Azian Zero: Creamy, with 100% chance of white people?
Sorry. I turn to humor when I have no real help to offer. It's a sickness.
@BreakfastBourbon: Hey, what about that one dude who hit that one shot in that one NCAA tournament?
/that was WKU, right?
@Steve_U: Ah...mea culpa. I'm not as up on Seinfeld as I should be.
@Steve_U: Umm...I must be slow-brained tonight. I'm not following you.
