I have no idea of his fly-ball-to-ground-ball ratio. I have a feeling he's more of a ground-ball pitcher, which would be another asset at CBP, since pretty much any ball in the air there has a better than 50% chance of landing in the seats.

The most annoying thing about watching games at CBP is seeing balls that would go for routine fly outs virtually everywhere else, and seeing them plunk into the very first row for cheap homers.

Also of note: of the 26 games left against division rivals (let's be nice and count Atlanta), 15 of those games are at home. Only two of those away games will be in Philly, and only three are in Atlanta, where they never play well.

On the downside, he gives up a lot of hits and doesn't strike out many, two things that won't translate too well at CBP.

With half a billion in city bonds.

Except when he does his triple lutz-spin throw to first, which makes ESPN's collective panties moist.

And as well know, addicts always keep their promises.

You think Tim McCarver's been to any museum in NY?