we're taking this all wrong. much love for lady liberty. rides a jeep liberty. this man is the nation's greatest patriot!
i moved my buddy from hoboken to manhattan on saturday, right in the middle of hoboken st pattys day. so glad i never have to visit him there. i hate hoboken
left-hand shadow on her shirt reveals an EPIC kung fu grip
rex ryan is sergeant hatred
go team venture
go team venture
rip. love to his family and friends
the jeff reed top-of-the-cock shots brought me to deadspin. started commenting after will and i were 1 and 2 seeds respectively in our bracket of the Ladies... hot blogger contest. this is my second account after i let my first die out do to no use. that's all i got
@GitEmSteveDaveInMySnuggie: i had problems with the administration while i was there too. unneccesarily harsh punishments doled out to specific individuals. sad to see what they did to one of my favorite professors
*waves hand*
aw sweet, infinity shot
/henchman 21
aw sweet, infinity shot
/henchman 21
If it was a guy that got hit, he probably would've gotten hit in de nards
/lets self out
//is that martin lawrence?
///blows phil mickelson man tits' mind
this is the year.
/has said that every spring training since 1993
"You're pussy is jealous! You're pussy is jealous!"
VAL! Why does this say "you are pussy is jealous?" What does that even mean? And why for god sakes is jealous in quotes?? Is this some sort of ironic jealousy?
@UpstateUnderdog: /jerks UU
//waits
Let's all get back to putting a little cream on this cookie, shall we?
you whackin' it?
Have yourself a merry little nightmare...
I thought they would at worst just say o.k...you're a cocky fan...we're going to be you on the field
head asplode
Shouldn't the Alcor cryonics lab have used Frozen White Albacore instead of Bumblebee Tuna? Seems like it makes more sense
Sorry, its Friday, and making a joke is hard right now
@twoeightnine: jeez that's horrifying, man
