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""Jessie never loses, but this time, what does winning actually mean?" Being violently penetrated with a double-ended chrome-tip. Obviously."

Shanknuts commented on Bad Call Costs Steelers Fans $32 Million

"No worries."

Shanknuts commented on Excuse Me Sir, Do You Have The Time?

"What the hell is happening here?"

Shanknuts commented on George Brett Would Like To Tell You About That Time He Pooped His Pants

"As I've learned before, if you're going to shit your pants - wear socks."

Shanknuts commented on The Josh Howard Question Veers Into Dark, Creepy Email Territory

"Who would have thought that Josh Howard would be the catalyst to the Great Race Wars of 2010?"

Shanknuts commented on Even Steve Spurrier Was Not Impressed With Erin Andrews At First

"After I make love to the dead body, I will also want sloppy seconds with Erin Andrews' ghost."

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"/threadjack #2 Is Bernie Mac dead?"

Shanknuts commented on Heidi Watney's Rear Under Close Security Surveillance At All Times

"Maybe he's so interested in why the guy in the blue shirt is getting a BJ in plain sight. But yeah - fine-ass ho."

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"@Sculptor?!?I_just_met_her!: "No, the WHITE phone""

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