Basil Marceaux (dotcom) thinks this guy is fucking nuts.
If you live to be 90, though, you can steal things.
...and that's what I get for not reading the comments before mine.
Credit to the bleeder. He's the only one acknowledging the "No Standing" sign.
S-T-E-J JETS! JETS! JETS!
Cousin Larry is going to be pissed.
If there's an issue, they can call customer service and tell their cousin.
That's some hot scissor.
I once gave myself a nasty papercut at Silver City's "Legs and Eggs Special".
"Jessie never loses, but this time, what does winning actually mean?"

Being violently penetrated with a double-ended chrome-tip.

Obviously.

No worries. Democrats are meeting this afternoon to bail out those that lost money in yesterday's game.
What the hell is happening here?
As I've learned before, if you're going to shit your pants - wear socks. It's a MUST. Helps absorb all the leg run-down.
Who would have thought that Josh Howard would be the catalyst to the Great Race Wars of 2010? I figured Chris Tucker or Lil Wayne, but never J-Ho.

Well, I guess its on now. Off to Wal-Mart for supplies.

After I make love to the dead body, I will also want sloppy seconds with Erin Andrews' ghost.
/threadjack #2

Is Bernie Mac dead? That's what I just heard and Google is letting me down. Figured Deadspin would have something before others.

/threadjack

Maybe he's so interested in why the guy in the blue shirt is getting a BJ in plain sight.

But yeah - fine-ass ho.

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