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So, wonderin' what my Han and Luke tooled around in without a Falcon of their own?"
"@howie_in_az: I want to believe you -- I loves me some Morningstar Farm Grillers -- but a pound of ground beef can be had for three bucks at the supermarket while my Grillers are at least a buck each for a two-ounce patty."
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