stevegoz commented on One In Five HDTV Owners Can't Tell Standard Def From HD

"The 18 percenters probably stretch the picture to fill the screen, too."

stevegoz commented on Are You A Saver?

"@Erwos: Reminds me of the many who confuse the federal budget deficit with the national debt...."

stevegoz commented on Cubs Renounce Satan, Still Lose Game One

"As a personal friend of Paul Solans, I finally understand what he meant when he said he wanted to go down in history as the anti-Bartman."

stevegoz commented on Getting To Know Alfonso Soriano's Alleged Road Beef

"C'mon, Alf -- just because you can swing at anything and hit it doesn't mean that you should!"

stevegoz commented on Morning Blogdome: Lindsay Lohan Has Impeccable Taste In Quarterbacks

"@KazMatsuisAnalFissure: "Bears quarterback" has never been an actual NFL position."

stevegoz commented on New White Sox Danger: Shaving Cream Pies to the Face

"My double-speak dictionary tells me that "didn't not re-injure his shoulder" is another way of saying that he did re-injure his shoulder."

stevegoz commented on Apple Agrees To Replace Exploding First-Gen iPods After Japan Demands Action

"@zimzombie: Can't they just give us new Touch models immediately in exchange for our ticking time bombs?"

stevegoz commented on The 11 Least Fuel Efficient Hybrids

"@PDX909: If they had done that, then the list of 11 least fuel efficient hybrids would've included every hybrid sold here but the Prius!"

stevegoz commented on Pump Gas In The Morning To Save Money? Nah.

"I saved nearly a buck today by filling up in the morning."

stevegoz commented on C3PO to Parents: If You Love Your Children, You Will Buy These Toys

"My parents refused to buy me the Falcon, saying it was just "a bunch of junkie plastic." Ironically, they instead bought me the four-level Death Star playset, which was a bunch of junkie plastic with a bit of cardboard thrown in. So, wonderin' what my Han and Luke tooled around in without a Falcon of their own?"