That Defordian fantasy tag needs a workout.
It might be time for a Tommy from Quincy puppet, no?
I think Smokey's gonna have to report him to the league office, dude.
This sequel to "No Country for Old Men" is terrible...
Michigan had timeout problems? Chris Webber is incredulous.
David Duke just ejaculated.
@coffee is for closers: And half-hearted suicide attempts! Don't forget that!
@Sweet Sassy Molassey: If this is Simmons, your reverse jinx is not going to work...
Ok, now let's get a sharpie and draw a douche beard on you...
Where's the Turd Sandwich?
Barbaroarians!
Festus Dada? Isn't he a Bond villain?
@wonderlic---myballs: that will be 1000 extra years in purgatory for posting that picture...
Let's hope they don't do any numbers from "Lease:"
AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, we all have AIDS!
Erick, just do whatever Fraulein Nowitzki tells you to.
I blame Tom Hagen.
It's true, this man has no dick.
@Father of 2 Future First Rounders: and zombies.
"2 ball, no strike count," huh?
Nice job, FakeRickReilly.
LeBron is going to take this as a personal challenge and will attempt to duplicate it in a game.
