I don't know, the hack and slash gameplay just seems kind of dull. Hopefully this game is about exploring and the characters more then the combat. The art direction on this game is SICK.
I don't know why people can't just laugh at this shit. If you don't force yourself to pay attention 24/7 to whats going on with him, this is easily the BEST and funniest pop culture meltdown in modern history. I'm enjoying this for once, unlike the Lohan saga which I could not have given less of a fuck about. Her problem was apparently a lack of hilarious catch phrases, not alcoholism/drug addiction/sex addiction/all three and more.
Excellent. That always bothered me about Oblivion. Sure, in the game world having a vision is a pretty sure fire way of knowing you can absolutely trust someone with the most valuable and powerful treasures known to man. But seriously? You're letting me out of prison because you had a dream about me? Thanks old dude I never met before. I'm gonna go murder this town and steal their horses first, and I'll drop off the most precious stone in the kingdom to your heir that no one knows exists in a right fucking jiffy.
It's all good, I got a free graphing calculator app on my phone now. In 2 years, NO ONE will be paying $150 for 20 year old technology, and TI can finally die the slow death they deserve.
I keep expecting Ricky Gervais to pop out of nowhere and call you an orange headed twat before sonically blasting your ear-drums to oblivion with his horrible laugh.
I wish someone would make a new Timesplitters game.
Or something with missions like Perfect Dark. I'm sick of my single player in FPS games being nothing more then "run here and kill bad guys until bad guys stop coming or you move forward to the correct invisible line. Now plant bomb by holding X. Now shoot bad guys until bomb explodes. Fin"