Yes. We're not crying crocodile tears over a stranger's death. Next question.

Deadspin Up All Night: And So It Goes

January 26, 2012 – Thanks for your continued support of Deadspin. Onward. [Deadspin]

Deadspin Up All Night: Stay Out Of Danger

January 20, 2012 – Thanks for your continued support of Deadspin. Burke and Newell are here all weekend. [Deadspin]

In case anyone was wondering, we nixed the comments on Sean Salisbury's post at his request. He was a good sport about the whole thing, though; I figured it was a small price to pay.

Deadspin Up All Night: We Can Just Sit And Talk For Hours And Hours

January 4, 2012 – Thanks for your continued support of Deadspin. Depending on how the rest of the week goes, I may or may not be doing one of these numbers on Friday. Think of something to say so it's not too awkward. [Deadspin]

Whoever is voting no here, please explain your stupid logic.

ESPN Really Doesn’t Know Where Champaign, Ill., Is

December 23, 2011 – This is really too bad. If there's one thing Champaign has going for it, it's the fact that it's not Joliet. Morning, all. This is your severely truncated Wake Up Deadspin post. [Deadspin]

Deadspin Up All Night: Am I Rough Enough? Discuss

December 6, 2011 – Thanks for your continued support of Deadspin. Hickey's around later. [Deadspin]

Deadspin Up All Night: Talk About Stuff

November 16, 2011 – Thanks for your continued support of Deadspin and our muddying of the moral waters. You have the floor. [Deadspin]

"Muddying the moral waters" is pundit for "The Sixties."

Joe Paterno’s Statement: "With The Benefit Of Hindsight, I Wish I Had Done More"

November 9, 2011 – Paterno makes it official. Via @MicheleSteele: STATE COLLEGE, Pa., Nov. 9, 2011 — I am absolutely devastated by the developments in this case. [Deadspin]

If I could, I'd hug all of you today. #occupytebow
I realize you're just trolling here, but how is it hostile to point out the real health implications of their dogma on this count?

The Second-Dumbest Sentence From The Boston Globe’s Red Sox Postmortem

October 12, 2011 – Scocca flagged one sentence earlier today from the Boston Globe's story. Here's the part that gets me: The gift of leadership also eluded Adrian Gonzalez. [Deadspin]

BC Athletic Director: ESPN Is The Kindest, Bravest, Warmest, Most Wonderful Company I’ve Ever Known

October 11, 2011 – Gene DeFilippo, addressing this: "I spoke inappropriately and erroneously regarding ESPN's role in conference expansion." [@PeteThamelNYT] [Deadspin]

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