thebristolkid commented on Halo Kid Vs. Red Sox Nation: WHO YA GOT?

"@TheDerridaDrop: Or the helmet? /impressed by the rocket launcher"

thebristolkid commented on Steve Levy Is Most Comfortable When His Arms Are Full Of Young Vixens

"I work in the kitchen at a restaurant in Pittsburgh, and the WWL hockey crew (Levy, Melrose, et al) was in town for the Cup Finals a few weeks back."

thebristolkid commented on Much Excitement In The Area Where The Allegheny And Monongahela Converge To Form The Ohio River

"@Rob Iracane: You will burn in hell for your blasphemy, Iracane."

thebristolkid commented on We Enjoyed Fenway Park Almost As Much As Brendan Ryan

"First."

thebristolkid commented on Chuck Klosterman Revisits The Lakers-Celtics Rivalry

"SAS's book would be called SEX, DRUGS, AND CHEESY DOODLES."

thebristolkid commented on Media Approval Ratings: Beano Cook

"Fellow Pitt grad."

thebristolkid commented on Mellon Arena: The Final Frontier

"If it bleeds, we can kill it. /Go Pens"

thebristolkid commented on ESPN Confusingly Rids Itself Of Mark Madden's Vileness

"I've lived in Pittsburgh since around the beginning of Double-M's reign on 1250."

thebristolkid commented on Media Approval Ratings: Keith Olbermann

"@Charles: I use the craftsman line probably once a week."

thebristolkid commented on The Stanley Cup Finals Mule Variations

"@Afino: I said to a friend last night when it was 3-0, "if Detroit didn't have a goalie on the ice, the score might be tied right now.""

thebristolkid commented on The Stanley Cup Finals Mule Variations

"The Pens are just getting crushed right now."

thebristolkid commented on Challis' Message Continues To Inspire

"@francois_leroux_speedskater: +1 Mike White is a solid guy."

thebristolkid commented on Mmmff (Yawn) Good Morning ... Is The Padres Game Over Yet?

"If the Rockies have a ban on facial hair, someone should tell Todd Helton."

thebristolkid commented on Brian Kenny's Media Approval Rating Went Up A Little Bit

"@metroville: "Just a black man doin' his thing."

thebristolkid commented on So They're Expecting A Few People For That Dodgers-Red Sox Exhibition Game

"@futuremrsrickankiel: Queefus, ftw."

thebristolkid commented on ESPN Now To Issue Pepper Spray To All TV Correspondents

"@Brazil Thrill: Damn...beat me to it."

thebristolkid commented on ESPN Now To Issue Pepper Spray To All TV Correspondents

"I'm starting gropingerinandrews.blogspot.com."

thebristolkid commented on Roger Clemens, Talking Himself Further Down The Hole

"@shea_guevara: Change-up Grip would be a good band name."