Mantle was only playing baseball. A sport you can "play" while being Prince Fielder.
@racefortheprize: But not on the lips, that's extra.
When Ronaldo fails to perform in the box at his Tuesday parties, does he just crumple to the floor and look for a card?
Does he have a separate entourage of sympathetic refs around to issue these cards to the ladies?
Does he have a separate entourage of sympathetic refs around to issue these cards to the ladies?
@Billy Clyde Puckett: Not from the crowd I saw yelling at a 15 year-old Ghanaian kid that his entire country had AIDS.
You stay classy America.
You stay classy America.
God Damned Daleks.
New Boots!
@Arctic16: Damn police commissioner/string theorists. I hate assholes with dual degrees.
@Hatey McLife: Sure the weight may be appropriate for bloggers, but, what're the chances you're going to get a blogger out of his Mom's basement to do any housework?
Well, they're ladies. So at least they know how to go down.
(The transcript does not reflect that, during the above exchange, Feinstein also wrote and published five books for Random House about golf.)
Incorrect. They were about one hole during one round of golf.
U REMEMBER WHAT WE DID TO KEVIN BROWN FOR HIS B.S BETTA FIX THIS LOL!!!
For a second there I was confused as to why everyone in "the Burgh" was so pissed at Mr. Brown for his plans to fix Beta.
I've lived in Colorado too long.
@WalterHagenTuxedo: What else FLOATS?
@Bucket O' Hatorade: Remember the Titties?
@I Like Cheap Beer: Uh, I think you'll find that DC has exactly the same system. Just goes to show you, that you shouldn't trust Barry as a mass transit reviewer.
@BettyCrocker: Ah, but herein lies the whole problem. The ladies want the men to be well groomed and scrubbed, but they also want them to be able to fix a car at the drop of a hat. You try fixing a car while keeping your nails clean.
/grumbles as he washes his hands for 18th time in less than 24 hours in hopes of getting them clean.
I hate being an asshole (but I AM very good at it). Technically, Newcastle is in the Championship. The second division is the 3rd step from the top of the promotion ladder.
What? It's them. They're English. This is why they can't have nice things.
All I said was 'Canadian beer sucks."
I will not be tarred with the "even-keeled" brush. Take that BACK you cretin.
Lewiston, ME worked HARD to be the most pathetic town in this godforsaken country. Ain't no pansy windstorm gonna take that away from them.
@MeAndChipperJones: But he's a ginger.
