the earl of weaver commented on Ten Questions To Ask A Woman Before You Propose To Her

"Man: Would you get upset if I accidentally slept with your twin sister? Woman: I don't have a twin sister. Man: Your younger sister then."

the earl of weaver commented on Showing Signs: Marv Albert And 50 Cent Now Have Beef

""It's Marv Albert," yelled a Kimmel show guard, a pronouncement that seemed to have no effect on the 50 Cent phalanx. Things would've calmed down if only he would've said Marv was Enrico Palazzo."

the earl of weaver commented on Sports Cards Can Still Make You Rich, Pathetic

"I figured it'd fetch more since Derrick Rose Grading Services rated it an 11."

the earl of weaver commented on Last Night's Winner: France Haters

"Five."

the earl of weaver commented on Last Night's Winner: France Haters

"@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Good to see the French finally using their hands for something other than holding those of the same sex. - Also Larry Johnson"

the earl of weaver commented on OSU Students Wallow In Their Own Urine

"@slipperywhenbrent: Clearly."

the earl of weaver commented on OSU Students Wallow In Their Own Urine

"Wolverine fans were hoping that a dip in Lake Wobegon would translate literally."

the earl of weaver commented on Shocker: AL's Best Pitcher Wins AL Cy Young

"Shocker: make sure you give your girl a head's up first."