the earl of weaver commented on Charlie Weis: Done

"Charlie Weis: Gunt"

the earl of weaver commented on Jay Mariotti: Lurking Karaoke Superstar

"@Steve U: Whitlock has a few choice words for J.J."

the earl of weaver commented on Jay Mariotti: Lurking Karaoke Superstar

"Need to find directions to the White Sox locker room?"

the earl of weaver commented on Sissies, Drunk Yoga And The Last Pure Football Game: A Dispatch From Harvard-Yale

"Coaches compile lists of "priority candidates," who get in at four times the rate of their academically comparable peers. Thankfully that isn't listed anywhere on my Brown diploma."

the earl of weaver commented on Cold-Cocked Clausen Coddled By QB Coaches

"Immediately after Swarbrick's quote, Charlie Weis came sprinting into the room screaming, "Did someone say cold cuts?!""

the earl of weaver commented on Showing The Human Side Of Charlie Weis The Week Before He Most Likely Gets Canned

"Sorry, Charlie, but you're not going to beat heart disease that way."

the earl of weaver commented on All Steeler Fans Are Basically Puppy Murderers

"After going through the iPod playlist he was listening to at the time, authorities have named the Crazy Dogggz as persons of interest."

the earl of weaver commented on Ten Questions To Ask A Woman Before You Propose To Her

"Man: Would you get upset if I accidentally slept with your twin sister? Woman: I don't have a twin sister. Man: Your younger sister then."

the earl of weaver commented on Showing Signs: Marv Albert And 50 Cent Now Have Beef

""It's Marv Albert," yelled a Kimmel show guard, a pronouncement that seemed to have no effect on the 50 Cent phalanx. Things would've calmed down if only he would've said Marv was Enrico Palazzo."

the earl of weaver commented on Sports Cards Can Still Make You Rich, Pathetic

"I figured it'd fetch more since Derrick Rose Grading Services rated it an 11."