One thing Delonte couldn't set straight? His case of Peyronie's Disease.
He better get at least 75% of the vote or else he'll kick 100% of our asses.
That was downright Norwoodian.
Fred: "So who's the pink hat guy?"
Deadspin I-Team: "Anixter."
Anne Frank: "Not again."
Deadspin I-Team: "Anixter."
Anne Frank: "Not again."
Isaiah Rider Accused Of Kidnapping. Again.
Well if you've got a better idea for starting a daycare then let's hear it.
For a guy whose middle name is MacBeth, this isn't the type of action I'd expect coming from Paxson.
@TopesWin: I'll see you there. But I probably won't remember it.
Stupid English People Will No Longer Get To Chase Rolling Cheese Down A Hill
No, but if you drop some Babybel down a flight of stairs at Lambeau you'll get the same result.
@J-No: Seriously. I mean three different types of beef jerky?! There's your payment right there!
Good nugget.
Except for when Owen Hart was a heel.
Well I have heard that the Dodgers club house has the softest, most supple terrycloth in the majors.
Last Night's Winner: Crybabies
It's been 20 years but I'm glad to see Amy Locane finally get her due.
He looked into a camera (that was no longer turned on)...
Tiger's already lost his touch.
Well if rumors are to be believed, Tiger has a little "boy cot" of his own.
You better pray that Rowdy Roddy Piper wasn't listening in, Tony.
Please excuse Chuck Finley so that he can change into a new pair of underwear.
ESPN won't concede that battle over something so harmless.
So it's like the opposite of how they handled Mobile ESPN.
So long as it doesn't interrupt my video feed of the Crimson Cabaret dance team locker room.
I found a way to partition my hard drive and install a new operating system, just to look at porn.
*opens up a new browser tab and heads to Newegg.com*
I find the move appropriate seeing as how Layla packs 10's.