Who knew that hiding under all those extra pounds was...Daniel Alfredsson?

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Reader comment from the CBS story: "Elizabeth Lambert is a disgrace to all athletes in the NCAA. For someone that is over 20 years of age, she should have a little bit more self control. She is an animal and a criminal, she should never be allowed back on the soccer field, or any playing field ever again. She has brought shame to her whole school, and should be kicked out of school and fined." /high horse #soccer
@Fogg: Sealed with a firm handshake.
@The Teufel Shuffle: You using the whole fist, doc?
Lesbian haikus
I did not see that coming
I'll be in the can
Obviously, the Vikings had trouble hearing the snap count.

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You wanna go, NBA?
/let's dance
@ohgee:
Never read it. Saw him promoting it on TV and thought he looked a little stiff.
@MattinglysSideburns:
Is that the book Richard Dreyfuss wrote?
/Product of the BC education system
Is it bad that I kinda agree with him?
/fear of being ridiculed, fear that Leitch or AJ might look through my garbage in hopes of uncovering some dirt
//whitlocked
"If every college football team had a linebacker like Dick Butkus, all fullbacks would soon be three feet tall and sing soprano."

If this is what passed for "laugh-out-loud funny" back in the day, I'm just gonna go ahead and ignore that article.

"All the children in Houston are a bunch of S.O.B's"

/Gabboed

And what's with all the guys named Bort?
To be fair, it's not like he's showing off his tattoos at the beach.
@JimEverettsPhantomSack:

Lone tear trickles down cheek.
/Vancouver guy here

@the sieve:
In the end, though, it was too cold to fight outside.
Wait, so Chelsea Clinton's a dood now?
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